1 00:01:35,761 --> 00:01:37,095 Charlie Oboe Seven Sugar, 2 00:01:37,179 --> 00:01:38,847 distress call acknowledged. Divert to new coordinates. 3 00:01:38,931 --> 00:01:40,223 Heading 2-3-0. Negative. 4 00:01:40,308 --> 00:01:42,268 Vector 2-3-0. Ascend... Negative. Negative. 5 00:01:42,351 --> 00:01:44,186 Unable. Stay on course. 6 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:45,938 We're only losing altitude at 50 feet per second. 7 00:01:46,022 --> 00:01:47,648 Let's clear that ridge, then reassess. 8 00:01:47,732 --> 00:01:48,774 There might be a more survivable 9 00:01:48,858 --> 00:01:49,984 crash site. 10 00:01:50,067 --> 00:01:51,610 "More survivable crash site"? 11 00:01:55,906 --> 00:01:57,657 I told you. I warned you!! 12 00:01:57,742 --> 00:02:00,953 Wet tarmac, short runway, 25-knot crosswind, lightning! 13 00:02:01,037 --> 00:02:02,329 You disallowed me... 14 00:02:02,413 --> 00:02:03,622 ...to complete a proper safety check 15 00:02:03,706 --> 00:02:04,998 despite credible threats of sabotage. 16 00:02:05,082 --> 00:02:06,249 You forced me to take off 17 00:02:06,334 --> 00:02:07,793 and needled me and teased me and bullied me, 18 00:02:07,877 --> 00:02:09,461 but I managed to get us airborne anyway. 19 00:02:09,545 --> 00:02:11,547 And now, needless to say, we've been blown up 20 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:13,257 by somebody trying to assassinate you again 21 00:02:13,341 --> 00:02:14,925 and we're going to crash after all. 22 00:02:15,009 --> 00:02:16,552 If we survive I'm reporting you 23 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:18,471 to the Trans-European Aviation Authority. 24 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:21,140 You're fired. What's that? 25 00:02:21,223 --> 00:02:22,474 What'd you say? I'm fired? You're fired. 26 00:02:22,558 --> 00:02:23,684 In the middle of emergency... Which button activates 27 00:02:23,768 --> 00:02:24,935 the ejector seat? ...forced landing... 28 00:02:27,021 --> 00:02:29,148 Mayday, mayday, mayday! Charlie Oboe Seven Sugar 29 00:02:29,231 --> 00:02:30,482 request for immediate clearance. 30 00:02:30,566 --> 00:02:32,526 I've got a cornfield and a... 31 00:02:32,610 --> 00:02:34,987 looks like a soybean field. Which is going to be softer? 32 00:02:36,238 --> 00:02:37,280 Inconclusive. 33 00:02:37,365 --> 00:02:39,825 Never mind. I'll be in the cornfield. 34 00:02:51,921 --> 00:02:54,131 At this moment, rescue workers are laboring 35 00:02:54,215 --> 00:02:55,841 to extinguish the fiery wreckage 36 00:02:55,925 --> 00:02:58,135 of an ill-fated dual engine aircraft 37 00:02:58,219 --> 00:03:01,388 in a perhaps futile attempt to recover and identify 38 00:03:01,472 --> 00:03:04,349 the remains of Anatole "Zsa-zsa" Korda. 39 00:03:04,433 --> 00:03:06,184 International businessman, 40 00:03:06,268 --> 00:03:09,062 maverick in the fields of armaments and aviation. 41 00:03:09,146 --> 00:03:11,439 Among the richest men in Europe. 42 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:14,443 This was Korda's sixth recorded airplane crash. 43 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:16,320 Dogged for years by accusations 44 00:03:16,404 --> 00:03:17,613 of profiteering... 45 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:19,907 ...lax evasion, price fixing, bribery, 46 00:03:19,990 --> 00:03:21,491 Korda specialized in the mediation 47 00:03:21,575 --> 00:03:23,034 of clandestine trade agreements. 48 00:03:23,119 --> 00:03:24,328 His moniker 49 00:03:24,412 --> 00:03:26,914 in financial circles, Mr. Five Percent. 50 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:29,625 He is survived by 10 children. 51 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:33,212 Nine boys, one novitiate nun, his daughter, Liesl, 52 00:03:33,295 --> 00:03:35,588 and is predeceased by three wives. 53 00:03:35,673 --> 00:03:36,882 A controversial figure. 54 00:03:36,966 --> 00:03:41,466 Some will mourn his death, others, inevitably, will celebrate. 55 00:03:51,856 --> 00:03:53,440 Who was this man? 56 00:03:53,941 --> 00:03:55,442 How do we recognize him? 57 00:03:56,110 --> 00:03:57,945 Does he have even an identity? 58 00:03:59,321 --> 00:04:02,198 Let us consider his life and deeds. 59 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:05,411 Born to an unscrupulous... Grandmother. 60 00:04:08,414 --> 00:04:10,040 Why are we here? 61 00:04:10,124 --> 00:04:12,126 One half-sister, one half-brother. 62 00:04:12,209 --> 00:04:13,627 He was reared and weaned... 63 00:04:13,711 --> 00:04:15,587 I don't know you. 64 00:04:16,505 --> 00:04:18,840 ...in a cold house, 65 00:04:18,924 --> 00:04:21,009 and brought that cold life... 66 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:54,418 Captain, what exactly would Mr. Korda 67 00:04:54,502 --> 00:04:57,046 have experienced during those final seconds of his life 68 00:04:57,129 --> 00:04:58,630 before he was incinerated 69 00:04:58,714 --> 00:05:01,341 while you rocketed through space strapped to a chair, 70 00:05:01,425 --> 00:05:03,844 surely a horrific display of... 71 00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:05,429 Actually, no, he's still alive. 72 00:05:05,513 --> 00:05:06,764 Mr. Korda. Sir. 73 00:05:06,847 --> 00:05:07,848 I'm fine. 74 00:05:07,932 --> 00:05:09,475 What's that in your hand? 75 00:05:09,558 --> 00:05:12,435 I don't know. I think it's a vestigial organ. 76 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:16,106 I tried to get it back in, it's not as easy as it looks. 77 00:08:30,050 --> 00:08:32,719 The chair recognizes the bureaucrat from Baltimore. 78 00:08:32,803 --> 00:08:33,804 Thank you. 79 00:08:33,887 --> 00:08:36,264 Subject: Zsa-zsa Korda, 80 00:08:36,348 --> 00:08:39,434 our single common enemy who works consistently and relentlessly 81 00:08:39,518 --> 00:08:42,437 against the interests of all our competing nations. 82 00:08:42,521 --> 00:08:45,565 The one item only on our agenda, which unites us. 83 00:08:47,151 --> 00:08:48,694 He swindles our banks. 84 00:08:48,777 --> 00:08:50,445 He dodges our tariffs. 85 00:08:50,529 --> 00:08:53,532 He ties up our courtrooms in tactical lawsuits. 86 00:08:53,615 --> 00:08:55,658 He provokes war as well as peace 87 00:08:55,743 --> 00:08:58,662 in direct conflict with our shared diplomatic agenda. 88 00:08:58,746 --> 00:09:00,456 Subject's new venture relies heavily 89 00:09:00,539 --> 00:09:03,416 on personal capital and wildly overreaches liquid resources. 90 00:09:04,543 --> 00:09:06,753 Our objective, with your approval, 91 00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:09,047 disrupting, obstructing, impeding, 92 00:09:09,131 --> 00:09:12,008 crippling Korda's enterprise in any manner possible. 93 00:09:12,092 --> 00:09:13,093 With option to cancel 94 00:09:13,177 --> 00:09:15,721 in event of subject's sudden and probable death. 95 00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:18,181 -All in favor? -Aye. 96 00:09:37,618 --> 00:09:38,952 Your bag, Miss Liesl. I'll put it in the cupboard. 97 00:09:39,036 --> 00:09:41,246 I wish to retain it. Yes. No, no, I'm keeping it. 98 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:42,831 I understand. 99 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:44,124 Be seated. 100 00:10:08,148 --> 00:10:10,817 Liesl, I expect you received news of my death. 101 00:10:10,901 --> 00:10:12,277 The reports were inaccurate, 102 00:10:12,361 --> 00:10:13,779 needless to say. 103 00:10:13,862 --> 00:10:15,864 Let me get directly to the point. 104 00:10:18,867 --> 00:10:21,411 I've appointed you sole heir to my estate, 105 00:10:21,495 --> 00:10:23,497 which you may come into sooner rather than later 106 00:10:23,580 --> 00:10:25,790 and provisionally manager of my affairs 107 00:10:25,874 --> 00:10:27,625 after the event of my actual demise 108 00:10:27,709 --> 00:10:29,293 on a trial basis. 109 00:10:31,004 --> 00:10:32,463 Why? Why what? 110 00:10:32,548 --> 00:10:35,342 Why sooner rather than later, since you survived again? 111 00:10:35,425 --> 00:10:36,926 And why am I sole heir to your estate? 112 00:10:37,010 --> 00:10:38,428 You have eight sons at last count. 113 00:10:38,512 --> 00:10:40,347 Nine sons. Nine sons. What about them? 114 00:10:40,430 --> 00:10:42,306 They're not my heirs. Why not? 115 00:10:42,391 --> 00:10:43,725 I have my reasons. Which are what? 116 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:46,061 My reasons? I'm not saying. 117 00:10:49,439 --> 00:10:51,232 I'm saying I'm not saying. 118 00:10:55,571 --> 00:10:57,781 It's been six years since our last meeting. 119 00:10:57,865 --> 00:11:00,951 I apologize. I apologize. 120 00:11:03,787 --> 00:11:06,539 I forgive you. Are you dying? 121 00:11:06,623 --> 00:11:08,916 Thank you. No. 122 00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:11,878 But I keep getting assassinated, unsuccessfully so far, 123 00:11:11,962 --> 00:11:14,255 and I can't allow my enemies to benefit from killing me. 124 00:11:14,339 --> 00:11:17,175 That's the top priority in my life at this time. 125 00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:20,387 If they get me, you get them. 126 00:11:20,470 --> 00:11:21,637 Provisionally. 127 00:11:22,097 --> 00:11:23,223 Like an audition. 128 00:11:23,307 --> 00:11:24,349 Like a trial period. 129 00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:26,268 Of being your daughter. 130 00:11:26,351 --> 00:11:27,977 Of being sole heir to my estate, 131 00:11:28,061 --> 00:11:29,145 and manager of my affairs 132 00:11:29,229 --> 00:11:31,147 after the event of my actual demise. 133 00:11:31,231 --> 00:11:33,066 The personal family aspect, 134 00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:35,527 I agree that merits further discussion, 135 00:11:35,611 --> 00:11:37,029 but for now there's much to explain 136 00:11:37,112 --> 00:11:39,364 and it's all in these shoe boxes. 137 00:11:41,074 --> 00:11:44,368 Korda Land and Sea Phoenician Infrastructure Scheme. 138 00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:47,372 My most important project of my lifetime, 139 00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:49,124 30 years' work. 140 00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:52,043 May I move? Over there? 141 00:11:53,253 --> 00:11:54,754 Over where? 142 00:11:54,838 --> 00:11:56,256 Over there? Why? 143 00:12:00,385 --> 00:12:02,011 They say you murdered my mother. 144 00:12:02,971 --> 00:12:03,972 What? 145 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:06,179 They say you murdered my mother. 146 00:12:06,203 --> 00:12:07,059 Who said that? 147 00:12:07,142 --> 00:12:08,143 Who said that? 148 00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:10,145 They. It's what they say. 149 00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:11,396 I feel the need to address it. 150 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,064 It's why I agreed to come here today. 151 00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:15,400 "They say that". Well, it's a... 152 00:12:15,484 --> 00:12:18,445 Forgive me, I know you're pious. 153 00:12:18,528 --> 00:12:19,946 It's a goddamn lie, 154 00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:22,657 I never murdered anybody's mother in my life. 155 00:12:24,993 --> 00:12:27,370 Okay. I have no choice but to take you at your word. 156 00:12:27,454 --> 00:12:31,249 I never personally murdered anybody at all. Ever. 157 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:33,209 You arranged murders, perhaps? 158 00:12:33,293 --> 00:12:34,711 Don't put words in my mouth. 159 00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:37,005 Of course, I didn't and don't. 160 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:39,508 I've employed violent men to do violence 161 00:12:39,591 --> 00:12:41,718 on occasion in the distant past. 162 00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:43,428 I take no relish in it. 163 00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:46,097 They say you murdered all your wives. 164 00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:48,892 I'm going to sue them for libel in that case. 165 00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:50,811 Whoever "they" are. 166 00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:57,234 If you can provide me with their identities. 167 00:12:58,151 --> 00:13:00,528 In fact, I was very fond of your mother 168 00:13:00,612 --> 00:13:01,779 and never would have murdered her 169 00:13:01,863 --> 00:13:03,990 under any circumstances whatsoever. 170 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:06,368 I didn't know her that well. 171 00:13:06,451 --> 00:13:08,578 I thought you came here because I summoned you. 172 00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:14,584 My plan is to be a nun. 173 00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:16,752 Not anymore, right? 174 00:13:19,047 --> 00:13:20,465 Your brothers are there. 175 00:13:21,758 --> 00:13:23,634 Jasper, David, Phillip, Michael, Harry, 176 00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:25,679 Jamie, Samuel, Steven, Thomas. 177 00:13:25,762 --> 00:13:26,929 Hello, boys. 178 00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:28,432 Will they be joining us for luncheon? 179 00:13:28,515 --> 00:13:29,557 Of course not. 180 00:13:29,641 --> 00:13:31,100 They live in a dormitory across the street. 181 00:13:31,184 --> 00:13:32,768 I don't know... I don't know what they're doing here. 182 00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:34,771 Is today a Saturday? That might explain it. 183 00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:38,441 I bought Jasper a crossbow. 184 00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:41,444 Be careful of your eyes. He's a very good shot. 185 00:13:43,613 --> 00:13:45,615 You understand this changes your life? 186 00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:56,251 Listen carefully. 187 00:14:01,214 --> 00:14:03,132 This shoe box contains my idea 188 00:14:03,216 --> 00:14:05,134 for the dam we're going to build. 189 00:14:05,218 --> 00:14:06,719 This shoe box contains my idea 190 00:14:06,803 --> 00:14:08,805 for the canal we're in the middle of digging. 191 00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:10,432 This shoe box contains my idea 192 00:14:10,515 --> 00:14:12,016 for the tunnel we already finished drilling. 193 00:14:14,394 --> 00:14:15,478 I think he sharpens them. 194 00:14:15,562 --> 00:14:17,188 It's supposed to have a suction cup. 195 00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:20,859 This shirt box contains 196 00:14:20,942 --> 00:14:24,028 my plan to assemble the massive work force required for the project. 197 00:14:24,112 --> 00:14:26,322 In short, we're going to need slave labor, 198 00:14:26,406 --> 00:14:27,698 but that's available to us. 199 00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:29,868 This hatbox contains my negotiations 200 00:14:29,951 --> 00:14:32,119 with barons in shipping, mining and railroads. 201 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:33,872 These littler sock boxes contain 202 00:14:33,955 --> 00:14:35,665 my agreements with titans in banking, 203 00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:37,834 real estate, and black-market syndicates. 204 00:14:44,007 --> 00:14:45,133 Excuse me. 205 00:15:01,566 --> 00:15:02,650 Hello. 206 00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:07,572 Yes. 207 00:15:09,699 --> 00:15:10,908 You're not my heirs! 208 00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:19,084 Who the deuce is that? He's been eavesdropping on us. 209 00:15:19,167 --> 00:15:20,960 I'm the new tutor. 210 00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:22,754 Ah, of course. 211 00:15:23,338 --> 00:15:24,505 Welcome. 212 00:15:24,589 --> 00:15:26,215 Bring me the polygraph. 213 00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:29,261 I always keep a tutor on staff 214 00:15:29,344 --> 00:15:31,346 to give lessons during intervals of my free time. 215 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:34,433 He's going to teach us about insects and related subjects. 216 00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:36,142 He's an expert in that field. 217 00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:38,770 We'll be with you shortly. This is my daughter, Liesl. 218 00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:40,355 This is Professor... 219 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:41,690 Bjorn. 220 00:15:41,773 --> 00:15:42,857 Professor Bjorn. 221 00:15:44,776 --> 00:15:47,403 Watch out. 222 00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:54,702 In summation, the boxes on this carpet 223 00:15:54,786 --> 00:15:56,621 all together present a blueprint 224 00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:58,623 to set the wheels of commerce in motion 225 00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:01,126 throughout a potentially rich, now dormant region. 226 00:16:01,209 --> 00:16:02,919 Then to retain an appropriate 227 00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:06,131 but extremely valuable 5% of the revenues 228 00:16:06,214 --> 00:16:08,466 for the next 150 years. 229 00:16:18,935 --> 00:16:20,603 This is just... 230 00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:22,522 crazy. 231 00:16:23,064 --> 00:16:25,357 Yes, I admit, if it works, 232 00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:26,901 it's a miracle. 233 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:28,904 But it's going to. 234 00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:31,114 What's in the glove box? 235 00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:35,493 That's The GAP. 236 00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:37,203 We'll discuss that later. 237 00:16:41,124 --> 00:16:42,667 You still didn't sign it. 238 00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:44,586 I told you, I take my vows at the end of the month. 239 00:16:44,669 --> 00:16:46,337 I told you, unfortunately, no. 240 00:16:46,421 --> 00:16:48,423 The church could claim a lien on our family business. 241 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:49,716 You can still believe in God 242 00:16:49,799 --> 00:16:51,300 if you wish. 243 00:16:51,843 --> 00:16:53,344 The pigeons are there. 244 00:16:53,428 --> 00:16:56,097 Not for me. I take only a few crusts of bread in the daytime. 245 00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:57,182 How about you? 246 00:16:57,265 --> 00:16:58,891 Me? 247 00:16:58,975 --> 00:17:01,727 I could eat a horse and easily a pigeon. 248 00:17:01,811 --> 00:17:03,354 You're invited to lunch in that case. 249 00:17:03,438 --> 00:17:04,814 Oh, thank you, sir. 250 00:17:05,398 --> 00:17:06,816 Point your finger. 251 00:17:09,736 --> 00:17:10,987 Full name? Bjorn Lund. 252 00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:12,155 Place of birth? Oslo. 253 00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:13,573 Are you wearing a bow tie? Yes. 254 00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:16,242 Are you now, or have you ever been employed 255 00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:17,910 in the conduct of industrial espionage? 256 00:17:17,994 --> 00:17:19,704 No, no, no. Or engaged as a professional 257 00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:22,207 contract assassin for hire? Goodness, no. 258 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,005 Give him the overcooked one. 259 00:17:31,299 --> 00:17:33,301 Your breadcrusts, Miss Liesl. 260 00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,387 Peace be with you, Reverend Mother. 261 00:17:35,470 --> 00:17:37,513 I write with perplexing tidings... 262 00:17:37,597 --> 00:17:39,223 See what I mean? Poisoned. 263 00:17:39,307 --> 00:17:40,850 Oh, it's poisoned. Why did it turn black? 264 00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:43,144 My father has appointed me provisional successor 265 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:45,563 and prospective beneficiary of his vast fortune, 266 00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:48,358 gained entirely, as you know, through unholy mischief. 267 00:17:48,441 --> 00:17:50,818 How will your slaves be compensated? 268 00:17:50,902 --> 00:17:53,070 I believe they will receive a small stipend. 269 00:17:53,154 --> 00:17:54,280 It's really up to the king. 270 00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:55,615 We can't interfere on that level. 271 00:17:55,699 --> 00:17:57,951 God may have something to say about that. 272 00:17:58,034 --> 00:17:59,869 Is he against slavery in the Bible? 273 00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:01,120 I'm against it. 274 00:18:01,204 --> 00:18:03,873 What worth is the pledge of a swindling rogue? 275 00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:05,792 There's a terrible famine in this region. 276 00:18:05,875 --> 00:18:06,876 This shoe box, I mean. 277 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:07,961 I know, that's us. 278 00:18:08,044 --> 00:18:09,920 This friendless man bewilders me. 279 00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:11,131 In what sense that's you? 280 00:18:11,214 --> 00:18:12,423 We... We did that. 281 00:18:12,507 --> 00:18:14,759 Normally, there'd just be the normal level of poverty there 282 00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:16,636 but presently, we control the grain. 283 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:19,472 Now we make our move and we supply provisions on our own terms. 284 00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:21,224 My word! Is that ethical? 285 00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:23,101 It's damnable. To Hell. 286 00:18:23,184 --> 00:18:25,936 Nevertheless, I foresee an opportunity to accomplish, 287 00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:27,439 by the grace of God, 288 00:18:29,107 --> 00:18:31,651 significant good works with the enormous resources 289 00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:33,528 he proposes to place at my disposal. 290 00:18:34,112 --> 00:18:36,447 Memorize this combination. I can't tell you where the safe is. 291 00:18:36,531 --> 00:18:38,407 That will be in my will. 292 00:18:38,491 --> 00:18:41,243 Perhaps this could be even his deeper intention. 293 00:18:43,038 --> 00:18:44,330 Where does it come from? 294 00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:45,498 Mexico. 295 00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:46,958 Not the cactus. 296 00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:49,002 I mean this ruthless brutality. 297 00:18:49,085 --> 00:18:51,587 You don't know me. The boys live across the street. 298 00:18:51,671 --> 00:18:53,923 There's no love in this house as far as I can observe. 299 00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:55,633 God is absent. 300 00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:56,801 Why? 301 00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:58,887 I remain profoundly reluctant to leave the order 302 00:18:58,970 --> 00:19:01,305 and long for the hour of my return to sanctuary. 303 00:19:01,389 --> 00:19:03,557 I think it's not my fault. 304 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:04,976 It's a self-fulfilling prophecy, 305 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,352 which starts in the nursery. 306 00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:08,688 No one cared about or for me except my nanny. 307 00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:10,273 And she was dismissed and put to shame. 308 00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:11,775 What for? 309 00:19:11,858 --> 00:19:14,610 She overstepped her position. It had to be done. 310 00:19:14,694 --> 00:19:17,238 Also, his poor boys, my brothers, 311 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:18,948 thirst and hunger for sisterly affection. 312 00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:20,450 The wings have a scent 313 00:19:20,533 --> 00:19:22,493 which gets on your fingers if you catch them. 314 00:19:22,577 --> 00:19:25,204 Some smells like lemons. Some smell like chocolate. 315 00:19:25,288 --> 00:19:27,248 Some smell like urine. 316 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:29,375 Are you interested in butterflies? 317 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:31,544 Is that a real question? 318 00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:32,920 Is this an act? 319 00:19:33,546 --> 00:19:35,965 I'm interested in the welfare of all living creatures. 320 00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:38,092 Very good. Very good. 321 00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:44,599 What advice can you afford your humble servant, me? 322 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,559 She was murdered, by the way. 323 00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:48,645 Not a suicide, the official ruling. 324 00:19:48,728 --> 00:19:50,229 I think I know who did it. 325 00:19:50,855 --> 00:19:53,065 But I've tried to stay out of it, frankly. 326 00:19:55,193 --> 00:19:56,611 The son of my father. 327 00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,905 He's the murderer, I suspect. 328 00:19:58,988 --> 00:20:02,324 The son of your father? In other words, your brother. 329 00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:03,827 Half-brother. Uncle Nubar. 330 00:20:03,910 --> 00:20:05,077 He is my mother's murderer? 331 00:20:05,161 --> 00:20:06,162 I suspect. 332 00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:08,873 We always hated each other, of course, 333 00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:10,458 but we do conduct business together 334 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,126 through an intermediary 335 00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:13,211 because he's very clever. 336 00:20:13,294 --> 00:20:15,713 "Thou shalt not kill.' I agree. 337 00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:18,508 We must bring that man to justice if what you say is true. 338 00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:23,054 Broadcloth, wake up my notary. 339 00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:24,305 Yes, sir. 340 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,392 Sign the paper in front of you... 341 00:20:29,936 --> 00:20:32,021 and I swear my word of solemnest honor 342 00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:33,606 we shall bring ferocious revenge 343 00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:35,525 down upon this cold-blooded butcher, 344 00:20:35,608 --> 00:20:37,192 your uncle Nubar. 345 00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:38,861 Meaning get him arrested. 346 00:20:40,238 --> 00:20:41,322 I think so. 347 00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:43,825 He is one of our principal partners, of course. 348 00:20:43,908 --> 00:20:45,200 I'll pray on the matter. 349 00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:47,161 Heavenly Father, please grant me with some guidance 350 00:20:47,245 --> 00:20:48,246 for this difficult decision. 351 00:20:48,329 --> 00:20:49,330 Amen. 352 00:20:50,248 --> 00:20:51,874 God has called me here for a purpose. 353 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:55,336 No slaves, no famine, no dormitory. 354 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,755 You're on a trial period. 355 00:21:04,053 --> 00:21:06,221 We've annulled your sacred covenant, Miss Liesl. 356 00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:07,557 A secular rosary will arrive 357 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:08,849 from the jeweler later this afternoon. 358 00:21:08,933 --> 00:21:10,768 I hope you'll find it to your liking. 359 00:21:12,395 --> 00:21:14,522 PS, how is your rheumatism? 360 00:21:15,982 --> 00:21:17,650 I pray for your health and comfort. 361 00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:24,949 Jasper. 362 00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:26,492 Bless us and these, thy holy gifts, 363 00:21:26,576 --> 00:21:28,411 which we are about to receive, we pray for the poor, 364 00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:29,746 we pray for the sick. What's this about? 365 00:21:29,829 --> 00:21:31,330 Don't make 'em be religious. We pray for the needy. 366 00:21:31,414 --> 00:21:32,790 I already did. We're reading Genesis. 367 00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:35,209 ...in thy name. Amen Amen. 368 00:21:35,293 --> 00:21:38,087 Why would anybody do something I didn't tell them to do? 369 00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:41,132 Does this soup come from our usual kitchen? 370 00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:42,967 I feel it tastes better. 371 00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:44,177 It does taste better. 372 00:21:44,260 --> 00:21:46,428 I have a French cook, you have a Belgian cook. 373 00:21:51,434 --> 00:21:52,476 Yes. 374 00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:55,229 What? What? What? 375 00:21:56,731 --> 00:21:58,274 -What are you afraid of? -Don't worry. 376 00:21:58,358 --> 00:22:01,194 They eat only worms and crickets 377 00:22:01,277 --> 00:22:02,987 and sometimes their own mates. 378 00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:04,489 Are you men or mice? 379 00:22:05,323 --> 00:22:06,741 You should be lions! 380 00:22:09,869 --> 00:22:10,995 No bugs at the table. 381 00:22:11,079 --> 00:22:13,498 I am sorry. Of course. 382 00:22:14,123 --> 00:22:15,124 Yes, sir? 383 00:22:15,875 --> 00:22:17,167 The snails are good. 384 00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:18,670 Thank you, sir. 385 00:22:18,753 --> 00:22:20,129 They're good. 386 00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:21,589 Also, he likes your soup. 387 00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:26,802 Did you eat dinner with your father 388 00:22:26,886 --> 00:22:28,262 when you were a little boy? 389 00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:30,974 No. 390 00:22:31,057 --> 00:22:32,141 A new rule. 391 00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:33,267 From this day forward, 392 00:22:33,351 --> 00:22:35,603 you're allowed a maximum of two authorized friends. 393 00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:37,855 Each of you. And we're going to make a list. 394 00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:39,065 Nobody not on that list 395 00:22:39,148 --> 00:22:41,692 will be permitted to enter these premises at any time. 396 00:22:41,776 --> 00:22:43,486 Also a new motto. 397 00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:46,656 "Break, but don't bend." 398 00:22:52,412 --> 00:22:54,372 I didn't know you live in a slum. 399 00:22:57,667 --> 00:22:58,751 Fix the leak. 400 00:23:02,422 --> 00:23:03,714 Never buy good pictures, 401 00:23:04,674 --> 00:23:06,092 buy masterpieces. 402 00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:11,264 Why do you adopt children into this madness? 403 00:23:11,347 --> 00:23:12,556 I play the odds. 404 00:23:13,016 --> 00:23:14,017 Of course, I have my boys 405 00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:16,102 but the adopted ones might turn out to be better. 406 00:23:17,228 --> 00:23:19,855 This fella could be smarter than Einstein for all we know. 407 00:23:21,858 --> 00:23:24,402 This is a bashable rivet. 408 00:23:24,485 --> 00:23:25,944 Perhaps the most effective device 409 00:23:26,029 --> 00:23:27,613 of mechanical hardware ever conceived 410 00:23:27,697 --> 00:23:29,115 for the purpose of permanently coupling 411 00:23:29,198 --> 00:23:31,408 two beams, rods, posts or pillars. 412 00:23:31,492 --> 00:23:33,869 It's the foundation of modern civil engineering 413 00:23:33,953 --> 00:23:36,246 though its usage, of course, dates from the Bronze Age. 414 00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:39,167 Regular price, 10 for a nickel. 415 00:24:22,710 --> 00:24:24,086 Wake up. The new plane is on the tarmac. 416 00:24:24,170 --> 00:24:25,629 -We're leaving in 10 minutes. -What? 417 00:24:25,713 --> 00:24:27,047 Wake up. Wait. 418 00:24:27,131 --> 00:24:28,757 Why? Where are we going? 419 00:24:28,841 --> 00:24:30,592 -I'll tell you in the air. -Tell me now. 420 00:24:30,677 --> 00:24:32,804 -I'll tell you in the car. -Tell me now. 421 00:24:32,887 --> 00:24:34,638 -Obey me. -I'm going back to sleep. 422 00:24:34,722 --> 00:24:36,098 It's sabotage. 423 00:24:36,182 --> 00:24:38,058 Look, over the past 50 years, 424 00:24:38,142 --> 00:24:40,727 the market value of bashable rivets has risen calmly, 425 00:24:40,812 --> 00:24:42,188 measuredly from three and a quarter 426 00:24:42,271 --> 00:24:44,773 to 27 and a half Yankee dollars per keg barrel. 427 00:24:44,857 --> 00:24:47,985 Last night, rivets rocketed to 900. 428 00:24:48,069 --> 00:24:50,321 What does that mean for us? It means the gap explodes. 429 00:24:50,405 --> 00:24:52,824 There's a run on bolt spikes and pulverized gravel too. 430 00:24:52,907 --> 00:24:54,783 All category of construction materials 431 00:24:54,867 --> 00:24:56,827 across the entire western Near East. 432 00:24:56,911 --> 00:24:58,162 My enemies are manipulating 433 00:24:58,246 --> 00:24:59,664 the markets we manipulated. 434 00:24:59,747 --> 00:25:01,582 -Who's that? -Arsonists. 435 00:25:01,666 --> 00:25:02,958 I hired them to burn the house down, 436 00:25:03,042 --> 00:25:04,710 if necessary, for insurance purposes. 437 00:25:04,794 --> 00:25:07,087 They're just doing an assessment right now. 438 00:25:08,006 --> 00:25:09,173 That's not my suitcase. 439 00:25:09,257 --> 00:25:10,549 I got you a new one. 440 00:25:10,633 --> 00:25:12,718 The other one wouldn't be suitable for this voyage. 441 00:25:12,802 --> 00:25:14,261 It looks like a picnic basket. 442 00:25:14,345 --> 00:25:15,721 Today, tonight and tomorrow 443 00:25:15,805 --> 00:25:17,932 we'll rendezvous with every titan in every shoe box 444 00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:20,143 and pretend we agree what we already agreed, 445 00:25:20,226 --> 00:25:22,102 but in fact, we don't. We can't. 446 00:25:22,186 --> 00:25:23,395 Somebody's got to cover the gap. 447 00:25:23,479 --> 00:25:24,521 How much is the gap? 448 00:25:24,605 --> 00:25:25,814 The gap? The gap is not like that. 449 00:25:25,898 --> 00:25:27,941 Yes, it's partly a deficit in funding 450 00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:29,694 against our total projected revenues 451 00:25:29,777 --> 00:25:32,196 but more precariously, it's a missing slice of a pie 452 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:33,948 that was baked too big for the pan. 453 00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:35,241 I mean, the amount. 454 00:25:37,452 --> 00:25:38,453 Everything we got. 455 00:25:38,536 --> 00:25:40,871 Our entire fortune, plus a little bit more. 456 00:25:42,123 --> 00:25:43,332 Wake up the tutor. 457 00:25:51,007 --> 00:25:52,383 Initial countermeasures rendered 458 00:25:52,467 --> 00:25:54,302 highly effective results as you can see. 459 00:25:54,385 --> 00:25:55,761 Subject now engaged 460 00:25:55,845 --> 00:25:58,055 in desperate campaign of clandestine site visits. 461 00:25:59,766 --> 00:26:01,267 Crisscrossing region to confront 462 00:26:01,350 --> 00:26:04,019 each principal partner in effort to re-renegotiate 463 00:26:04,103 --> 00:26:06,438 terms of charter agreement and salvage enterprise 464 00:26:06,522 --> 00:26:07,606 before official signature 465 00:26:07,690 --> 00:26:09,316 signing ceremony end of month. 466 00:26:10,151 --> 00:26:12,778 Also, newly obtained medical report indicates 467 00:26:12,862 --> 00:26:15,656 subject may be suffering trauma from blunt force head injury. 468 00:26:16,616 --> 00:26:18,159 Are those screws or bolts? 469 00:26:18,242 --> 00:26:19,368 Possibly both. 470 00:26:19,452 --> 00:26:22,079 Likely accumulated over several incidents. 471 00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:32,256 What's in the fruit crate? 472 00:26:33,424 --> 00:26:34,591 Leave that alone. It's fragile. 473 00:26:34,675 --> 00:26:35,926 What is it? 474 00:26:36,010 --> 00:26:37,011 That? It's fragile. 475 00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:38,179 Leave the fruit crate alone. 476 00:26:38,763 --> 00:26:40,055 But what is it? Just... 477 00:26:40,848 --> 00:26:42,933 It's hand grenades. Are you satisfied? 478 00:26:43,017 --> 00:26:45,310 Can you accept now to be careful around it? 479 00:26:45,394 --> 00:26:47,479 Why are we travelling with a boxful of hand grenades? 480 00:26:47,563 --> 00:26:50,065 I have extras. A large number of them. 481 00:26:50,149 --> 00:26:51,567 For me, at this time, 482 00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:53,194 a hand grenade is cheaper than a bullet. 483 00:26:54,695 --> 00:26:56,113 Do you use them? 484 00:26:57,573 --> 00:26:59,449 That's not really the point. 485 00:27:03,371 --> 00:27:04,372 Point your finger. 486 00:27:08,918 --> 00:27:10,920 You'll be acting as my administrative secretary 487 00:27:11,003 --> 00:27:12,045 for the time being. 488 00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:13,506 The last one got blown in two as you know. 489 00:27:13,589 --> 00:27:14,631 Oh, marvelous. 490 00:27:14,715 --> 00:27:16,883 That rucksack, which you're responsible for 491 00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:18,010 contains all the liquid currency 492 00:27:18,094 --> 00:27:19,136 to my name at this moment. 493 00:27:19,220 --> 00:27:20,971 Keep it on your person at all times 494 00:27:21,055 --> 00:27:22,473 and don't lose it. I'll do my best. 495 00:27:22,557 --> 00:27:24,976 Great Scott! Look at this one. 496 00:27:25,059 --> 00:27:28,520 Isn't it remarkable how he's able to hang on at this airspeed? 497 00:27:28,604 --> 00:27:30,480 How does he hang on at this airspeed? 498 00:27:30,565 --> 00:27:32,525 Should we do a lesson now or should I talk to you? 499 00:27:32,608 --> 00:27:34,693 I expect you know about tarsal segments, 500 00:27:34,777 --> 00:27:36,528 the tiny hairs with claw-like structures 501 00:27:36,612 --> 00:27:38,280 that grip microscopic irregularities 502 00:27:38,364 --> 00:27:40,199 on an apparently smooth surface. 503 00:27:40,283 --> 00:27:42,994 But the dragonfly is also furnished with little pads... 504 00:27:43,077 --> 00:27:44,495 Hold that thought. 505 00:27:44,579 --> 00:27:46,956 ...called pulvilli. 506 00:27:49,458 --> 00:27:50,959 When was your last confession? 507 00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:54,338 -I think I was 14. -Oh, dear. 508 00:27:54,422 --> 00:27:55,840 Do you still believe in God? 509 00:27:56,883 --> 00:27:57,967 Sadly, no. 510 00:27:58,050 --> 00:27:59,134 Are you an atheist? 511 00:27:59,218 --> 00:28:00,344 I'm a scientist. 512 00:28:00,428 --> 00:28:01,720 You're an atheist. 513 00:28:01,804 --> 00:28:02,846 Are you chaste? 514 00:28:03,472 --> 00:28:05,056 Well, not particularly. 515 00:28:05,141 --> 00:28:06,433 Is that important? 516 00:28:08,477 --> 00:28:09,644 I don't really know. 517 00:28:10,771 --> 00:28:14,149 Are you very, terribly pure yourself? 518 00:28:14,233 --> 00:28:17,319 Obviously. How can you ask me such a thing? Look at me. 519 00:28:17,403 --> 00:28:18,695 It wouldn't matter in the least, 520 00:28:18,779 --> 00:28:20,322 even if you were the cheapest girl 521 00:28:20,406 --> 00:28:21,990 at the filthiest brothel 522 00:28:22,074 --> 00:28:23,742 in the seediest red-light district... 523 00:28:23,826 --> 00:28:25,327 Oh, dear. ...on this swirling orb. 524 00:28:25,411 --> 00:28:28,497 Nothing could detract from your loveliness. 525 00:28:31,709 --> 00:28:32,710 Thank you. 526 00:28:32,793 --> 00:28:34,836 You're welcome. I speak my heart. 527 00:28:34,921 --> 00:28:36,380 I'm a bohemian. 528 00:28:37,006 --> 00:28:38,549 I thought you were born in Oslo. 529 00:28:38,633 --> 00:28:40,301 Not literally bohemian. 530 00:28:40,384 --> 00:28:42,761 Actually, I've only been to one brothel. 531 00:28:42,845 --> 00:28:44,179 It left me cold. 532 00:28:44,931 --> 00:28:46,557 We're starting our descent. 533 00:28:47,475 --> 00:28:49,435 Prepare your documents before we deplane 534 00:28:49,518 --> 00:28:51,019 So you never delay my schedule. 535 00:28:51,103 --> 00:28:52,187 Passports. 536 00:29:00,613 --> 00:29:01,697 Where's yours? 537 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:05,826 I don't have a passport. 538 00:29:06,994 --> 00:29:08,954 Normal people want the basic human rights 539 00:29:09,038 --> 00:29:11,582 that accompany citizenship in any sovereign nation. 540 00:29:12,291 --> 00:29:13,500 I don't. 541 00:29:13,584 --> 00:29:15,919 My legal residence is a shack in Portugal. 542 00:29:16,003 --> 00:29:18,880 My official domicile is a hut on the Black Sea. 543 00:29:18,965 --> 00:29:22,009 My certificated abode is a lodge perched on the edge of a cliff 544 00:29:22,093 --> 00:29:23,761 overlooking the sub-Saharan rain forest, 545 00:29:23,844 --> 00:29:25,679 accessible only by goat path. 546 00:29:26,305 --> 00:29:28,056 I don't live anywhere. 547 00:29:28,140 --> 00:29:29,766 I'm not a citizen at all. 548 00:29:30,935 --> 00:29:32,770 I don't need my human rights. 549 00:29:45,074 --> 00:29:46,075 What was that? 550 00:29:46,993 --> 00:29:48,786 I think nothing. 551 00:29:48,869 --> 00:29:51,788 It's the same sound I heard last time before the plane exploded. 552 00:29:51,872 --> 00:29:54,374 But this time, it didn't. 553 00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:56,877 So, nothing to worry about. 554 00:29:58,796 --> 00:30:00,631 Myself, I feel very safe. 555 00:30:36,625 --> 00:30:38,460 You have a long journey, don't you? 556 00:30:38,544 --> 00:30:40,837 You must find a suitable place to bury it. 557 00:30:41,756 --> 00:30:42,882 Yes. 558 00:30:42,965 --> 00:30:45,550 I never lost interest in you, by the way. 559 00:30:45,634 --> 00:30:48,136 I always followed your progress with great interest. 560 00:30:48,220 --> 00:30:49,512 Followed how? Bjorn! 561 00:30:50,681 --> 00:30:52,516 Where's the rucksack? In the car. 562 00:30:53,351 --> 00:30:54,560 Followed how? 563 00:30:55,269 --> 00:30:57,646 Well, I generally kept various operatives 564 00:30:57,730 --> 00:30:59,815 observing your activities, your report cards, 565 00:30:59,899 --> 00:31:01,817 your medical history, your personal correspondence, 566 00:31:01,901 --> 00:31:03,819 et cetera. You've been spying on me all my entire life? 567 00:31:03,903 --> 00:31:05,905 It's not called spying when you're the parent. 568 00:31:06,572 --> 00:31:07,990 It's called nurturing. 569 00:31:08,074 --> 00:31:10,201 Or at the very least, interest. 570 00:31:15,331 --> 00:31:16,373 Here comes the prince. 571 00:31:20,461 --> 00:31:22,880 Actually, that's some other fellows. 572 00:31:22,963 --> 00:31:25,465 I think assassins. 573 00:31:26,133 --> 00:31:27,300 Driver, get the hand grenades. 574 00:31:28,677 --> 00:31:29,844 Driver! 575 00:31:44,985 --> 00:31:46,736 You armed yourself. Good girl. 576 00:31:47,446 --> 00:31:49,614 Oh, no, the assassins shot your driver. 577 00:31:49,698 --> 00:31:50,990 I pledge to compensate his family 578 00:31:51,075 --> 00:31:52,493 on behalf of the king who regrets the presence 579 00:31:52,576 --> 00:31:54,077 of devilish brigands in the imperial realm. 580 00:31:54,161 --> 00:31:56,830 I think I recognize that assassin. 581 00:31:56,914 --> 00:31:58,582 He used to work for me maybe. 582 00:32:00,835 --> 00:32:02,628 Who's this? My daughter, Liesl. 583 00:32:02,711 --> 00:32:03,962 How do you do, Your Highness? 584 00:32:04,046 --> 00:32:05,964 Oh, she's a bride of Christ. What a pity. 585 00:32:06,048 --> 00:32:07,257 You may address me directly. 586 00:32:07,341 --> 00:32:08,550 I beg your pardon. You're stunning. 587 00:32:08,634 --> 00:32:09,760 Thank you. They got him 588 00:32:09,844 --> 00:32:11,762 right through the pump. The driver, I mean. 589 00:32:11,846 --> 00:32:14,306 Poor man. He didn't suffer. I believe he did suffer. 590 00:32:14,390 --> 00:32:15,933 I brought you a humble symbol of the gratitude 591 00:32:16,016 --> 00:32:17,642 of my father's people for your heroic endeavours 592 00:32:17,726 --> 00:32:19,769 toward the prosperity of our commonwealth. 593 00:32:19,854 --> 00:32:21,689 Another knife. She's got one, too, 594 00:32:21,772 --> 00:32:22,939 under the habit. Show him. 595 00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:25,651 Holy moly! I bought it at the airport. 596 00:32:25,734 --> 00:32:26,901 Help yourself to a hand grenade. 597 00:32:26,986 --> 00:32:28,195 You're very kind. 598 00:32:38,122 --> 00:32:39,957 How confident are we in this tunnel? 599 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,791 At the current stage of construction? 600 00:32:41,876 --> 00:32:43,544 One hundred percent. Don't be alarmed 601 00:32:43,627 --> 00:32:44,628 by that tremor. Miss Liesl... 602 00:32:44,712 --> 00:32:46,213 Would you like to hold my hand? 603 00:32:46,297 --> 00:32:48,340 I was going to suggest the same thing. 604 00:32:48,424 --> 00:32:49,508 Thank you both. 605 00:32:49,592 --> 00:32:50,718 It's a very good tunnel. 606 00:32:50,801 --> 00:32:52,469 Myself, I feel very safe. 607 00:32:52,553 --> 00:32:54,137 Yes, but you're in the habit of surviving. 608 00:32:54,221 --> 00:32:55,847 Stop! 609 00:33:00,519 --> 00:33:01,937 I beg your pardon. 610 00:33:05,983 --> 00:33:07,109 Right on schedule. 611 00:33:27,087 --> 00:33:30,173 This is not the document we agreed to validate. 612 00:33:30,883 --> 00:33:32,175 What? Of course it is. 613 00:33:32,259 --> 00:33:34,094 You've been fiddling with it! 614 00:33:34,178 --> 00:33:35,679 The deal's already in place. 615 00:33:35,763 --> 00:33:36,805 This is just a symbolic meeting 616 00:33:36,889 --> 00:33:39,016 to connect the unfinished tracks. It's a formality. 617 00:33:39,099 --> 00:33:40,433 Not anymore. 618 00:33:40,518 --> 00:33:42,436 Help yourself to a hand grenade. 619 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,271 Have you been fiddling with it? 620 00:33:44,855 --> 00:33:45,939 Barely. 621 00:33:46,023 --> 00:33:47,315 Liar! How dare you? What in the hell 622 00:33:47,399 --> 00:33:48,733 made you think you... It's not my fault! 623 00:33:53,364 --> 00:33:54,531 Goddamn liar! 624 00:33:54,615 --> 00:33:56,199 Somebody's got to cover the gap. 625 00:33:56,283 --> 00:33:57,450 Somebody else. 626 00:33:57,535 --> 00:33:59,203 I'll change it back. We concede the point. 627 00:33:59,286 --> 00:34:00,704 We're walking away. 628 00:34:00,788 --> 00:34:02,206 The resources of our bountiful treasury 629 00:34:02,289 --> 00:34:04,040 have been acutely depleted during the drilling of this... 630 00:34:04,124 --> 00:34:06,709 That's not our problem. It's his. And yours. 631 00:34:06,794 --> 00:34:09,129 Goodbye. 632 00:34:10,798 --> 00:34:11,882 Halt! 633 00:34:12,591 --> 00:34:14,301 Let's resolve it the way we did in Colorado 634 00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:16,637 with the dispute over the Fourth Junction claim. 635 00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:18,722 Two on two, first to five. 636 00:34:27,648 --> 00:34:29,983 This puts us at a spectacular disadvantage. 637 00:34:30,067 --> 00:34:31,568 I've never played the game in my life. 638 00:34:31,652 --> 00:34:33,028 I don't even know the regulations. 639 00:34:33,112 --> 00:34:34,530 We're the underdog, yes. 640 00:34:34,613 --> 00:34:36,531 I still like our chances. 641 00:34:36,615 --> 00:34:39,117 Basketball, by the way, is their greatest strength 642 00:34:39,201 --> 00:34:40,744 but it's their greatest weakness. 643 00:34:40,828 --> 00:34:42,454 Two beers, please. 644 00:34:42,538 --> 00:34:43,580 Uh, not for me. 645 00:34:43,664 --> 00:34:46,416 I've never tasted hard liquor in my life, except Communion wine. 646 00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:48,418 Communion... That is not hard liquor. 647 00:34:48,502 --> 00:34:51,922 Anyway, on a hot day in a dark tunnel, beer's delicious. 648 00:34:52,631 --> 00:34:54,174 You should drink this. 649 00:34:54,258 --> 00:34:55,384 Okay. Two beers. 650 00:35:07,229 --> 00:35:09,064 -Call it. -Heads. 651 00:35:09,148 --> 00:35:10,149 Heads. 652 00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:29,751 One zip. 653 00:35:29,835 --> 00:35:32,254 A respectable attempt. 654 00:35:33,922 --> 00:35:35,423 Classic backhand layup. 655 00:35:43,265 --> 00:35:44,349 I beg your pardon? 656 00:35:44,433 --> 00:35:45,517 I didn't say anything. 657 00:35:45,601 --> 00:35:47,603 Did you hear what Mr. Reagan just spoke to me? 658 00:35:47,686 --> 00:35:49,938 When he refers to my mother, he refers to the sovereign queen 659 00:35:50,022 --> 00:35:51,898 of a population of 10 million loyal subjects. 660 00:35:51,982 --> 00:35:54,109 He didn't say anything about the sovereign queen. 661 00:35:54,193 --> 00:35:56,486 Don't listen to that. He's trying to get in your head. 662 00:35:56,570 --> 00:35:57,496 Just play your game, Farouk, 663 00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:58,780 if I may call you that, Your Highness. 664 00:35:58,864 --> 00:36:00,240 I don't know how to play my game. 665 00:36:00,324 --> 00:36:01,533 It's utterly foreign to me. 666 00:36:01,617 --> 00:36:02,618 You're good. 667 00:36:02,701 --> 00:36:03,827 I'm not good! 668 00:36:11,794 --> 00:36:12,795 Two zip. 669 00:36:13,587 --> 00:36:14,754 Does that count? 670 00:36:14,838 --> 00:36:17,841 It doesn't count, but I've never seen it done before. 671 00:36:17,925 --> 00:36:20,093 You've got to bounce it when you move. 672 00:36:20,177 --> 00:36:22,179 That's a rule I should've mentioned. 673 00:36:22,262 --> 00:36:24,722 How well do you know him? 674 00:36:24,807 --> 00:36:26,767 How well do I know... Anatole Korda. 675 00:36:26,850 --> 00:36:28,685 Zsa-zsa. Your father. 676 00:36:28,769 --> 00:36:30,771 Not well. Mostly by reputation. 677 00:36:30,854 --> 00:36:31,938 I see. 678 00:36:32,022 --> 00:36:33,857 What's your directive in that case, here? 679 00:36:33,941 --> 00:36:35,859 My directive? If you have one. 680 00:36:36,777 --> 00:36:40,864 I would say, I think, to prove himself to me. 681 00:36:41,740 --> 00:36:42,949 Also, the other way around. 682 00:36:43,033 --> 00:36:44,034 Am I prying? 683 00:36:44,118 --> 00:36:47,037 Are you prying? Maybe. Half and half. 684 00:36:47,121 --> 00:36:48,914 Prying, and for selfish reasons, 685 00:36:48,997 --> 00:36:51,207 genuinely concerned for your future welfare. 686 00:36:51,291 --> 00:36:53,459 Double hop back jump shot. 687 00:36:59,633 --> 00:37:00,884 What's it like... I wonder. 688 00:37:00,968 --> 00:37:02,427 ...plummeting to Earth on fire? 689 00:37:02,511 --> 00:37:04,012 How many times? Six so far. 690 00:37:04,096 --> 00:37:06,056 Yikes. Sportsmanship, gentlemen. 691 00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:07,766 -Part of the game. -Nothing personal. 692 00:37:08,934 --> 00:37:11,561 Get it right this time, you twerp. 693 00:37:16,734 --> 00:37:19,361 Could you imagine falling in love with a man like me, 694 00:37:19,445 --> 00:37:21,738 by the way? Hypothetically. 695 00:37:21,822 --> 00:37:23,990 You're drunk. On three beers. 696 00:37:24,074 --> 00:37:26,701 I think I mean it as a genuine question. 697 00:37:26,785 --> 00:37:28,328 Sisters of the cloth do not engage 698 00:37:28,412 --> 00:37:29,913 in romantic behavior of any kind. 699 00:37:29,997 --> 00:37:31,081 Oh, really? It's a vow. 700 00:37:31,165 --> 00:37:32,916 In that case, stop flirting with the prince! 701 00:37:34,793 --> 00:37:37,170 Besides, I thought, you're not a nun anymore. 702 00:37:37,254 --> 00:37:39,464 You're a business lady. 703 00:37:42,426 --> 00:37:43,635 Is this an act? 704 00:37:44,386 --> 00:37:45,470 You asked me that before. 705 00:37:45,554 --> 00:37:47,305 I don't know what you're talking about. 706 00:37:50,142 --> 00:37:52,561 Left-handed blind man over-the-shoulder swoop. 707 00:38:03,655 --> 00:38:06,532 That was the worst plane crash I ever survived in my life. 708 00:38:08,035 --> 00:38:09,661 I think I died actually, 709 00:38:10,412 --> 00:38:11,746 for about a minute and a half. 710 00:38:11,830 --> 00:38:14,165 It's coming back now. 711 00:38:16,919 --> 00:38:18,545 -What's going on? -I don't know. 712 00:38:18,629 --> 00:38:19,838 Did we give up? 713 00:38:21,173 --> 00:38:23,800 Just, sir Zsa-zsa, as you say, play your game. 714 00:38:25,219 --> 00:38:26,845 I'm not really a sportsman. 715 00:38:27,596 --> 00:38:29,848 I'm more interested in gardening, for instance. 716 00:38:30,724 --> 00:38:32,225 My enemies are everywhere. 717 00:38:33,018 --> 00:38:34,602 I'd like my daughter to come to me. 718 00:38:34,686 --> 00:38:36,354 She's drinking beer in the dining car 719 00:38:36,438 --> 00:38:37,730 with your administrative secretary. 720 00:38:37,815 --> 00:38:38,899 Fetch the nun. 721 00:38:39,650 --> 00:38:41,151 He's actually a tutor. 722 00:38:41,735 --> 00:38:43,194 Insects and related subjects. 723 00:38:43,278 --> 00:38:46,030 Sorry for my bad manners. The beers were too strong. 724 00:38:46,114 --> 00:38:47,198 Hush. 725 00:38:50,911 --> 00:38:52,662 I was present at your birth. 726 00:38:53,413 --> 00:38:55,540 The midwife was a leathery old hag. 727 00:38:56,250 --> 00:38:59,253 I cut the umbilical cord with hedge clippers of my own design. 728 00:38:59,962 --> 00:39:01,129 I was very fond of your mother 729 00:39:01,213 --> 00:39:02,255 and never would've murdered her 730 00:39:02,339 --> 00:39:04,090 under any circumstances whatsoever. 731 00:39:04,883 --> 00:39:06,092 How'd you get so religious? 732 00:39:06,176 --> 00:39:07,427 My surviving parent sent me 733 00:39:07,511 --> 00:39:09,262 to live in a convent at age five. 734 00:39:09,346 --> 00:39:10,847 To keep you away from boys. 735 00:39:10,931 --> 00:39:12,766 Didn't expect you to get brainwashed. 736 00:39:13,725 --> 00:39:16,936 You're the only child I did wish to try to be a proper father to. 737 00:39:17,938 --> 00:39:19,564 But it wasn't possible. 738 00:39:20,691 --> 00:39:22,359 You're named for my grandmother. 739 00:39:23,402 --> 00:39:25,028 She didn't recognize me. 740 00:39:26,071 --> 00:39:28,448 Is this typical of him? In my experience? Not at all. 741 00:39:28,532 --> 00:39:30,325 Normally, I'd say he's the shrewdest, 742 00:39:30,409 --> 00:39:32,160 most resourceful businessman alive. 743 00:39:32,244 --> 00:39:33,328 Hal 744 00:39:33,871 --> 00:39:34,955 One last shot. 745 00:39:35,998 --> 00:39:37,624 From the end of the train tracks. 746 00:39:39,501 --> 00:39:41,628 If Farouk succeeds, the deal proceeds according 747 00:39:41,712 --> 00:39:43,588 to the original document before I fiddled with it. 748 00:39:43,672 --> 00:39:45,674 But you cover 10% of the gap and I swear my word 749 00:39:45,757 --> 00:39:47,049 of solemnest honor... Skip it. 750 00:39:47,134 --> 00:39:48,468 Me? You. 751 00:39:48,552 --> 00:39:49,553 He misses, 752 00:39:49,636 --> 00:39:51,638 there's half a million Swiss francs in that rucksack. 753 00:39:51,722 --> 00:39:53,223 It's yours. 754 00:39:53,307 --> 00:39:54,516 The rucksack. 755 00:40:00,689 --> 00:40:04,526 Okay, Farouk, if I may call you that, Your Highness, take the shot. 756 00:40:31,303 --> 00:40:34,222 Is it acceptable for me to propel the ball in this manner? 757 00:40:41,063 --> 00:40:42,272 We knew your mother. 758 00:40:44,650 --> 00:40:45,859 One moment. 759 00:40:48,403 --> 00:40:49,737 Dear merciful and heavenly Father, 760 00:40:49,821 --> 00:40:51,072 please grant us good luck and fortune 761 00:40:51,156 --> 00:40:52,282 in the circumstance of my father's 762 00:40:52,366 --> 00:40:53,575 business dealings with the Sacramento... 763 00:41:29,528 --> 00:41:30,612 Good husband, 764 00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:34,115 what tribute is this? 765 00:41:36,702 --> 00:41:37,828 Money. 766 00:41:44,626 --> 00:41:46,461 She's not your daughter. 767 00:41:59,433 --> 00:42:01,643 You do have my eyes. 768 00:42:01,727 --> 00:42:03,603 Do people not tell you that? 769 00:42:04,646 --> 00:42:07,148 Nobody ever told me I have anybody's anything. 770 00:42:07,232 --> 00:42:08,858 I think I see it. 771 00:42:10,736 --> 00:42:12,154 Except yours aren't blue. 772 00:42:12,237 --> 00:42:13,988 What's that? 773 00:42:14,656 --> 00:42:16,032 I don't know. Go find out. 774 00:42:27,169 --> 00:42:28,795 He has my eyes, too. 775 00:42:29,379 --> 00:42:30,588 Uncle Nubar. 776 00:42:32,174 --> 00:42:33,466 He's not human. 777 00:42:34,009 --> 00:42:35,510 He's biblical. 778 00:42:37,220 --> 00:42:38,888 What did you pray specifically? 779 00:42:38,972 --> 00:42:41,975 To get Prince Farouk to make that impossible granny shot? 780 00:42:42,059 --> 00:42:44,019 Even as an atheist without God's will, 781 00:42:44,102 --> 00:42:45,353 he would've botched it by a mile. 782 00:42:45,937 --> 00:42:47,188 It's not witchcraft. 783 00:42:47,272 --> 00:42:49,941 The phrasing of it, which I don't recall, doesn't matter. 784 00:42:50,025 --> 00:42:52,152 What matters is the sincerity of your devotion. 785 00:42:56,573 --> 00:42:57,574 That's it. 786 00:42:58,408 --> 00:43:00,368 That's what? No, that's it. 787 00:43:00,452 --> 00:43:01,578 What? 788 00:43:03,246 --> 00:43:04,247 That's it. 789 00:43:05,457 --> 00:43:07,292 The pilot says you got a telephone call. 790 00:43:07,375 --> 00:43:09,168 On an airplane. Who is it? 791 00:43:09,252 --> 00:43:11,379 A mister Savarin-Montrachet. 792 00:43:12,047 --> 00:43:13,048 Marseille Bob. 793 00:43:24,017 --> 00:43:25,268 Hello, hello. 794 00:43:46,456 --> 00:43:47,790 Did you just tell Marseille Bob 795 00:43:47,874 --> 00:43:49,709 the Sacramento Consortium agreed to cover the gap? 796 00:43:49,793 --> 00:43:51,044 "All of it," you said. 797 00:43:51,128 --> 00:43:53,088 I speak French. Of course, you're fiddling with it again. 798 00:43:53,171 --> 00:43:55,715 Okay, yes, but I'm doing a strategy. Listen carefully. 799 00:43:56,258 --> 00:43:57,550 Is this supposed to be here? 800 00:43:57,634 --> 00:43:59,093 It was under the lunch trolley. 801 00:43:59,177 --> 00:44:01,304 Oh, dear. How much time does it say? 802 00:44:02,639 --> 00:44:03,723 Eighteen minutes. 803 00:44:05,433 --> 00:44:07,268 Perfectly fine. We land in 10. 804 00:44:07,853 --> 00:44:09,479 Myself, I feel very safe. 805 00:44:29,583 --> 00:44:30,584 One, two, three. 806 00:44:54,649 --> 00:44:56,609 I've arranged a light supper in the meantime. 807 00:44:56,693 --> 00:44:57,819 Help yourself to a hand grenade. 808 00:44:57,903 --> 00:45:00,906 You're very kind. May I offer you a champagne cocktail? 809 00:45:00,989 --> 00:45:02,281 Not for me. 810 00:45:02,365 --> 00:45:04,408 I've never tasted hard liquor in my life except beer 811 00:45:04,492 --> 00:45:05,576 and communion wine. 812 00:45:05,660 --> 00:45:07,745 That's not hard liquor. It's a delicious concoction 813 00:45:07,829 --> 00:45:09,664 with cherries and a sugar cube. 814 00:45:10,415 --> 00:45:12,041 Okay. Two champagne cocktails. 815 00:45:13,335 --> 00:45:14,544 I knew your mother. 816 00:45:34,981 --> 00:45:36,232 Who's this for? What's this? 817 00:45:36,316 --> 00:45:37,525 -You don't know? -No. 818 00:45:57,963 --> 00:45:59,589 I recognize your handwriting. 819 00:46:01,466 --> 00:46:02,758 This is you? 820 00:46:03,426 --> 00:46:06,429 Obviously, the Sacramento Consortium refused to cover the gap 821 00:46:06,513 --> 00:46:08,348 and you're trying to secretly blackmail me 822 00:46:08,431 --> 00:46:09,807 to salvage the agreement. 823 00:46:09,891 --> 00:46:12,518 Actually, I suppose it's extortion, it's so crude. 824 00:46:12,602 --> 00:46:13,811 You've been fiddling with it. 825 00:46:13,895 --> 00:46:16,314 That's absurd. It's far-fetched. 826 00:46:16,398 --> 00:46:18,274 Where do you get such suspicious ideas? 827 00:46:18,358 --> 00:46:20,777 It's very French. How could we know you were going to receive 828 00:46:20,860 --> 00:46:22,111 an anonymous letter in the middle of a... 829 00:46:22,195 --> 00:46:23,404 Nothing you say will convince me. 830 00:46:23,488 --> 00:46:25,323 I'm absolutely, unflinchingly certain 831 00:46:25,407 --> 00:46:28,034 you are responsible for this, as you say, anonymous letter. 832 00:46:28,118 --> 00:46:30,120 If you deny it again, I'm throwing you out. 833 00:46:32,038 --> 00:46:33,372 Is that a threat? 834 00:46:33,456 --> 00:46:34,957 Somebody's got to cover the gap. It's sabotage! 835 00:46:35,041 --> 00:46:36,584 The bashable rivet's not my fault. 836 00:46:36,668 --> 00:46:38,961 Somebody's manipulating... The markets were manipulated. 837 00:46:39,838 --> 00:46:41,631 Well, anyway, you're wrong about my handwriting. 838 00:46:41,715 --> 00:46:44,384 Bjorn redrafted it. Why'd you just do that? 839 00:46:44,467 --> 00:46:45,593 You just admitted everything 840 00:46:45,677 --> 00:46:47,428 after swearing us to never reveal your deceitfulness 841 00:46:47,512 --> 00:46:49,430 even under pain of torture for the rest of our lives. 842 00:46:49,514 --> 00:46:51,641 You call that a strategy? He doesn't fall for it. 843 00:46:51,725 --> 00:46:53,810 They cover 10%, plus Farouk another five. 844 00:46:53,893 --> 00:46:55,519 What's become of you? 845 00:46:55,603 --> 00:46:57,813 Too many airplane crashes, I think. 846 00:46:57,897 --> 00:46:59,815 I'm walking away. One taxi. 847 00:46:59,899 --> 00:47:01,984 I'll change it back. We concede the point. 848 00:47:02,068 --> 00:47:03,152 -Too late. -No, no. 849 00:47:03,903 --> 00:47:05,654 I'll change it back. We concede the point. 850 00:47:05,739 --> 00:47:07,866 Still too late. No, no, no, no. 851 00:47:08,783 --> 00:47:09,992 I'll change it back. 852 00:47:10,744 --> 00:47:12,162 We concede the point. 853 00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:16,875 What was that? 854 00:47:19,711 --> 00:47:23,172 This is a robbery on behalf of the Jungle Unit 855 00:47:23,256 --> 00:47:25,591 of the Intercontinental Radical Freedom Militia Corps. 856 00:47:25,675 --> 00:47:27,802 All money, jewels and watches into the bags, please. 857 00:47:27,886 --> 00:47:30,179 We're outgunned. 858 00:47:30,263 --> 00:47:31,931 Who are they? I don't know these terrorists. 859 00:47:32,015 --> 00:47:34,142 Must come from out of town. 860 00:47:34,225 --> 00:47:35,768 The proceeds of this seizure will benefit 861 00:47:35,852 --> 00:47:38,521 not only the administrative activity of our organization, 862 00:47:38,605 --> 00:47:40,106 but also orphans and widows, 863 00:47:40,190 --> 00:47:41,482 the blind, the sick, the wounded, 864 00:47:41,566 --> 00:47:43,192 farmers, teachers and the construction 865 00:47:43,276 --> 00:47:44,944 of hygienic waste water disposal systems. 866 00:47:47,364 --> 00:47:48,823 Why is he shooting my ceiling? 867 00:47:48,907 --> 00:47:50,825 Just rob my customers and make your getaway. 868 00:47:50,909 --> 00:47:52,160 Bjorn, get the hand grenades. No. 869 00:47:54,162 --> 00:47:55,413 None of the funds generated 870 00:47:55,497 --> 00:47:57,457 by the sale of your property will be squandered. 871 00:47:57,540 --> 00:47:59,667 These pamphlets articulate our policies. 872 00:48:01,294 --> 00:48:02,461 It's too much. 873 00:48:03,546 --> 00:48:05,172 Why are you shooting my ceiling? 874 00:48:06,341 --> 00:48:08,301 This is a robbery on behalf of the Jungle Unit... 875 00:48:08,385 --> 00:48:10,845 No, no, I understand that. I'm asking about my ceiling. 876 00:48:10,929 --> 00:48:13,681 You idiots are destroying a magnificent nightclub. 877 00:48:13,765 --> 00:48:15,224 Grab the loot and get out! 878 00:48:15,308 --> 00:48:17,059 Let's communicate. 879 00:48:20,563 --> 00:48:21,730 He took a bullet for me? 880 00:48:23,066 --> 00:48:24,358 I took a bullet for you. 881 00:48:24,442 --> 00:48:27,069 I'm aware of that. I withessed the event. Where's the wound? 882 00:48:27,153 --> 00:48:28,737 Right here where the blood is gushing out of me. 883 00:48:28,822 --> 00:48:29,823 Okay. 884 00:48:33,326 --> 00:48:34,952 It's not too bad, actually. 885 00:48:36,913 --> 00:48:39,790 I think your diplomatic credentials slowed it down. 886 00:48:39,874 --> 00:48:42,501 Excuse us for that needless violence. 887 00:48:43,795 --> 00:48:45,421 Did they shoot you? They shot me, 888 00:48:45,505 --> 00:48:48,007 but your father did something heroic, I suppose. 889 00:48:48,091 --> 00:48:49,926 It should have been him, actually. 890 00:48:51,094 --> 00:48:52,095 Pluck it out. 891 00:48:53,430 --> 00:48:54,472 Me? 892 00:48:55,265 --> 00:48:56,266 Go ahead. 893 00:49:18,455 --> 00:49:19,998 The meeting's at midnight. 894 00:49:20,081 --> 00:49:21,499 Are you still walking away? 895 00:49:22,167 --> 00:49:23,793 How can I, now? 896 00:49:25,128 --> 00:49:26,337 Two taxis. 897 00:49:45,565 --> 00:49:46,983 Don't mention anything. 898 00:49:47,817 --> 00:49:50,152 To Marty about the gap. Just pretend our job is 899 00:49:50,236 --> 00:49:51,904 building trust and cementing it. 900 00:49:53,448 --> 00:49:54,907 Where's the rucksack? 901 00:49:54,991 --> 00:49:57,493 I shouldn't keep it in the taxi. 902 00:50:08,338 --> 00:50:10,006 Any of you folks allergic to powdered insecticides? 903 00:50:10,089 --> 00:50:11,090 Of course not. 904 00:50:11,174 --> 00:50:12,925 Any of you folks bearing firearms or other weapons 905 00:50:13,009 --> 00:50:14,468 on your person? I carry a dagger. 906 00:50:14,552 --> 00:50:16,053 May I ask the purpose of the hand grenades 907 00:50:16,137 --> 00:50:17,179 you folks brought onboard? 908 00:50:17,263 --> 00:50:19,014 It's a gift, I think. He has extras. 909 00:50:30,777 --> 00:50:32,195 Do I need a blood transfusion? 910 00:50:34,072 --> 00:50:36,240 Come in. Good to see you, man. 911 00:50:36,324 --> 00:50:37,783 Come in. Hi. How are you, man? 912 00:50:37,867 --> 00:50:39,910 Come in. Hiya. Hiya. 913 00:50:39,994 --> 00:50:41,620 -Come in. -I've been shot, 914 00:50:41,704 --> 00:50:43,372 but my diplomatic credentials slowed it down. 915 00:50:43,456 --> 00:50:44,582 This is my daughter, Liesl. 916 00:50:44,666 --> 00:50:45,833 Do you need a blood transfusion? 917 00:50:45,917 --> 00:50:47,251 I'm O-negative, universal donor, 918 00:50:47,335 --> 00:50:48,753 if that's what you're looking for. Who shot him? 919 00:50:48,836 --> 00:50:50,420 Terrorists from out of town. Jeez, man. 920 00:50:50,505 --> 00:50:51,756 You shoot them back? Not yet. 921 00:50:51,839 --> 00:50:54,007 This is Professor Bjorn, my administrative secretary. 922 00:50:54,092 --> 00:50:56,094 Welcome aboard. Make yourself at home, man. Have a seat. 923 00:50:56,177 --> 00:50:57,803 You sit there, you sit there, you sit there, 924 00:50:57,887 --> 00:50:59,305 you sit there, I sit here. 925 00:51:01,432 --> 00:51:02,599 Don't ask me to cover the gap, man. 926 00:51:02,684 --> 00:51:03,893 I know about the bashable rivets. 927 00:51:03,977 --> 00:51:05,645 Oh, of course not. This is just a symbolic meeting. 928 00:51:05,728 --> 00:51:07,479 It's a formality. Give me a pretzel. 929 00:51:07,564 --> 00:51:08,898 Certainly. Help yourself 930 00:51:08,982 --> 00:51:10,733 to a hand grenade. You're very kind. 931 00:51:12,402 --> 00:51:13,820 Damn it! 932 00:51:16,823 --> 00:51:18,199 I woke up 933 00:51:18,283 --> 00:51:20,785 in the middle of the night to a commotion downstairs. 934 00:51:20,868 --> 00:51:23,370 Shouts and slams and breaking glass. 935 00:51:23,454 --> 00:51:25,664 A shriek like a cat trapped in a cupboard. 936 00:51:25,748 --> 00:51:29,084 I got up and snuck out through the hatch in the upstairs scullery. 937 00:51:29,168 --> 00:51:30,586 They locked me in at night. 938 00:51:30,670 --> 00:51:32,880 I slid down the spiral banister. 939 00:51:32,964 --> 00:51:35,591 Deadstock didn't see me, the under butler at the time. 940 00:51:35,675 --> 00:51:37,802 I walked down the long front room gallery, 941 00:51:37,885 --> 00:51:40,429 Bun-Bun in one hand, Mousey in the other. 942 00:51:40,513 --> 00:51:43,015 The grandfather clock chimed 3:00 a.m. 943 00:51:43,099 --> 00:51:45,434 The door opened and my father stepped out into the light. 944 00:51:45,518 --> 00:51:48,270 He was wearing white pajamas and a white dressing gown. 945 00:51:48,354 --> 00:51:51,815 His face was covered with cuts from a plane crash as usual. 946 00:51:51,899 --> 00:51:53,108 His hair was wild. 947 00:51:55,695 --> 00:51:57,738 "Go to bed," you said. 948 00:51:57,822 --> 00:52:00,032 "Where's Mama?" I said. 949 00:52:00,116 --> 00:52:01,951 "Asleep," you said. 950 00:52:02,035 --> 00:52:04,412 But it wasn't true. She was there. 951 00:52:05,038 --> 00:52:06,789 Standing in the reflection in the mirror 952 00:52:06,873 --> 00:52:08,875 in the doorway behind you at the back of the room. 953 00:52:10,376 --> 00:52:12,127 She had on gloves and a coat. 954 00:52:12,211 --> 00:52:15,631 Her blouse was unbuttoned. Her breasts were naked. 955 00:52:16,424 --> 00:52:18,843 "Your mother won't be living with us anymore," you said. 956 00:52:19,469 --> 00:52:20,970 "Go to bed." 957 00:52:21,054 --> 00:52:23,181 I walked in reverse to the stairs, then I ran. 958 00:52:24,891 --> 00:52:26,517 They sent me away in the spring. 959 00:52:26,601 --> 00:52:28,227 Objection, Your Honors. 960 00:52:28,811 --> 00:52:31,104 That's such a distorted version of the story. 961 00:52:31,189 --> 00:52:33,149 It's told from a child's point of view, 962 00:52:33,232 --> 00:52:35,442 which is forgivable, but maddening. 963 00:52:35,526 --> 00:52:37,027 I never saw her again. 964 00:52:40,198 --> 00:52:41,824 I'm not on trial here, am I? 965 00:52:51,042 --> 00:52:52,668 I'm going to confess something terrible 966 00:52:52,752 --> 00:52:54,378 which you may never forgive me. 967 00:52:56,839 --> 00:52:57,840 Take five, man. 968 00:53:01,678 --> 00:53:04,597 The reason I know who killed your mother, which I didn't do, 969 00:53:04,681 --> 00:53:06,307 is because I did do something else, 970 00:53:06,391 --> 00:53:07,767 which maybe caused it to happen. 971 00:53:09,686 --> 00:53:11,688 Your mother wasn't a nun like you. 972 00:53:11,771 --> 00:53:12,980 She took lovers. 973 00:53:13,690 --> 00:53:17,276 One... One was your Uncle Nubar. 974 00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:18,944 I profoundly resented this insult 975 00:53:19,028 --> 00:53:20,487 in spite of my own infidelities 976 00:53:20,571 --> 00:53:22,281 and I tricked him, not in my own handwriting, 977 00:53:22,365 --> 00:53:25,785 into thinking your mother was betraying him behind his back 978 00:53:25,868 --> 00:53:28,287 with my administrative secretary at that time. 979 00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:32,500 The result, he murdered them both, I think. 980 00:53:36,254 --> 00:53:37,338 Did you love her? 981 00:53:39,632 --> 00:53:41,675 I was very fond of her. No. 982 00:53:45,388 --> 00:53:46,806 We must bring that man to justice. 983 00:53:46,889 --> 00:53:48,849 Meaning, get him arrested if what you say is true. 984 00:53:48,933 --> 00:53:50,476 I swear my word of solemnest honor. 985 00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:52,979 Oh, skip it. | apologize. 986 00:53:55,314 --> 00:53:56,398 I forgive you. 987 00:53:58,317 --> 00:53:59,568 Just like that? 988 00:53:59,652 --> 00:54:01,403 That was my confession of something terrible. 989 00:54:01,487 --> 00:54:03,363 I told a poisonous lie and your mother's dead. 990 00:54:05,116 --> 00:54:07,034 I always expected the worst from you. 991 00:54:08,244 --> 00:54:09,745 I forgive you. We're taught to. 992 00:54:15,501 --> 00:54:16,502 We can no longer honor 993 00:54:16,586 --> 00:54:18,713 the precise terms we agreed to validate. 994 00:54:20,339 --> 00:54:22,591 This document outlines our revised proposal. 995 00:54:28,222 --> 00:54:29,431 That's enough blood, man. 996 00:54:47,700 --> 00:54:49,743 How dare you! How dare you, you liar! 997 00:54:49,827 --> 00:54:50,911 Somebody's got to cover the gap. 998 00:54:50,995 --> 00:54:52,204 What in the hell made you think you had the gall 999 00:54:52,288 --> 00:54:53,330 and the guts to get away with anything. 1000 00:54:53,414 --> 00:54:54,706 But wait. No! 1001 00:54:54,791 --> 00:54:56,250 It's sabotage! It's not my fault! 1002 00:54:56,334 --> 00:54:57,376 I know about the bashable rivets. 1003 00:54:57,460 --> 00:54:58,711 I told you so! It's the bashable rivets. 1004 00:55:00,296 --> 00:55:02,298 Prince Farouk and his father covered 5%. 1005 00:55:02,381 --> 00:55:03,757 The Sacramento Brothers covered 10. 1006 00:55:03,841 --> 00:55:05,175 Marseille Bob agreed to 15. 1007 00:55:05,259 --> 00:55:06,510 You're the richest, 25. 1008 00:55:06,594 --> 00:55:08,137 Why would I do that? 1009 00:55:08,221 --> 00:55:10,264 We made an airtight, legally binding contract. 1010 00:55:10,348 --> 00:55:11,974 No, I said 12.5. 1011 00:55:12,058 --> 00:55:13,434 Fifteen because I took a bullet for you. 1012 00:55:14,393 --> 00:55:17,020 Why? It's because if you don't, 1013 00:55:17,897 --> 00:55:19,940 I refuse to put the pin back in. 1014 00:55:20,858 --> 00:55:22,568 A very live hand grenade. 1015 00:55:22,652 --> 00:55:24,987 It's a great scheme, which, if it works is going to benefit 1016 00:55:25,071 --> 00:55:26,906 all our partners for generations to come 1017 00:55:26,989 --> 00:55:28,740 and we're privileged to thank you for your participation. 1018 00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:30,242 Liesl, out. 1019 00:55:30,326 --> 00:55:33,078 I'm not leaving the room so you can hand grenade yourself as a business tactic. 1020 00:55:33,162 --> 00:55:35,747 You asked me my strategy. This is my strategy. 1021 00:55:35,832 --> 00:55:36,999 Will it work? 1022 00:55:37,083 --> 00:55:38,834 Not with my daughter in range of the shrapnel, it won't. 1023 00:55:38,918 --> 00:55:40,502 Liesl, out. You should go. 1024 00:55:40,586 --> 00:55:41,837 You should go. 1025 00:55:41,921 --> 00:55:44,340 Why wouldn't I just say yes now and betray you later? 1026 00:55:44,423 --> 00:55:46,174 You're putting a hand grenade to my head. 1027 00:55:47,718 --> 00:55:48,969 I trust you. 1028 00:56:07,238 --> 00:56:09,198 I think I trust you, too, in return. 1029 00:56:09,282 --> 00:56:12,285 Not to tell the truth or keep your word, obviously, 1030 00:56:12,368 --> 00:56:15,871 but I suppose I'm moved by this absurd performance. 1031 00:56:16,664 --> 00:56:19,041 I'll pitch in, man. 20%. 1032 00:56:19,125 --> 00:56:21,502 Sharply compromising my chances of profitability 1033 00:56:21,586 --> 00:56:24,088 in an already extremely high-risk venture. 1034 00:56:24,171 --> 00:56:27,591 Just to watch you conduct the grand finale. 1035 00:56:29,886 --> 00:56:31,387 Thank you for the blood. 1036 00:56:32,138 --> 00:56:33,389 You're welcome. 1037 00:56:42,815 --> 00:56:45,025 Intercepted message from subject in transit 1038 00:56:45,109 --> 00:56:46,860 suggests possible strategic merger 1039 00:56:46,944 --> 00:56:48,737 with House of Sussman-Korda. 1040 00:56:48,821 --> 00:56:51,657 Also, encrypted dispatch from undercover operative 1041 00:56:51,741 --> 00:56:53,701 reports as follows... 1042 00:56:53,784 --> 00:56:55,786 "Target's resources continue to dwindle 1043 00:56:55,870 --> 00:56:57,830 "as partners grow dubious and bewildered." 1044 00:56:59,165 --> 00:57:01,709 "Target repeatedly places significant cash funds 1045 00:57:01,792 --> 00:57:04,377 "directly into operative's personal possession. 1046 00:57:04,462 --> 00:57:06,088 "Tried to misplace, however, 1047 00:57:06,172 --> 00:57:09,091 "operative does not have heart to steal or destroy. 1048 00:57:09,175 --> 00:57:11,135 "Too cruel under circumstances.” 1049 00:57:11,218 --> 00:57:13,345 I'll debate that with him. 1050 00:57:13,429 --> 00:57:16,723 "Further, target has appointed daughter his official successor. 1051 00:57:16,807 --> 00:57:18,433 "Currently, a nun. 1052 00:57:18,517 --> 00:57:20,435 "Not for long, I hope." 1053 00:57:42,708 --> 00:57:43,917 Should I be kneeling? 1054 00:57:47,129 --> 00:57:50,048 The only terms I dictate IS our marriage on a statutory basis, 1055 00:57:50,132 --> 00:57:52,425 would have to be a purely romantic union. 1056 00:57:52,510 --> 00:57:55,137 I'm obliged to keep my daughter sole heir to my estate. 1057 00:58:07,233 --> 00:58:09,860 My father and his father, your grandfather, I mean, 1058 00:58:09,944 --> 00:58:11,403 nearly killed each other. 1059 00:58:11,487 --> 00:58:13,071 Maybe you know that, do you? 1060 00:58:13,155 --> 00:58:14,990 No. I'm new to my family. 1061 00:58:15,741 --> 00:58:18,326 Best friends, whatever it means in their case, 1062 00:58:18,411 --> 00:58:19,995 they went into business together, 1063 00:58:20,079 --> 00:58:22,581 formulated a very effective poison gas, 1064 00:58:22,665 --> 00:58:24,208 killed tens of thousands of soldiers, 1065 00:58:24,291 --> 00:58:25,959 made tens of millions of dollars. 1066 00:58:26,043 --> 00:58:27,335 One day in their laboratory, 1067 00:58:27,420 --> 00:58:30,005 a heated argument erupted into a slugging match. 1068 00:58:30,089 --> 00:58:31,173 They attacked each other 1069 00:58:31,257 --> 00:58:33,509 with lethal measures of an experimental, new version 1070 00:58:33,592 --> 00:58:35,051 of their weaponized aerosol 1071 00:58:35,136 --> 00:58:37,054 which fortunately turned out to be less effective 1072 00:58:37,138 --> 00:58:38,430 than the original compound. 1073 00:58:38,514 --> 00:58:39,515 Both survived, 1074 00:58:39,598 --> 00:58:41,516 but that was the end of their partnership. 1075 00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:43,560 I asked my father 40 years later, 1076 00:58:43,644 --> 00:58:45,270 nearly on his deathbed still suffering 1077 00:58:45,354 --> 00:58:47,356 minor neural effects from the incident, 1078 00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:49,150 "What was the argument about?" 1079 00:58:49,233 --> 00:58:51,360 You know what he said? 1080 00:58:51,444 --> 00:58:53,070 "Who could lick who, I guess. 1081 00:58:53,821 --> 00:58:54,822 "Or whom." 1082 00:58:56,115 --> 00:58:59,827 That, maybe, is the source of most of our problems on this barren earth. 1083 00:58:59,910 --> 00:59:02,746 "Who could lick who or whom, I guess." 1084 00:59:03,539 --> 00:59:06,166 "If something gets in your way, flatten it." 1085 00:59:07,001 --> 00:59:09,920 That was my father's advice before he cut me out of his will. 1086 00:59:14,258 --> 00:59:16,718 He asked to be mummified and buried in a pyramid. 1087 00:59:17,344 --> 00:59:19,846 We bought the land and drew up the plans, 1088 00:59:19,930 --> 00:59:21,222 but never built it. 1089 00:59:21,932 --> 00:59:23,516 We had him cremated instead. 1090 00:59:24,268 --> 00:59:26,019 Nothing he can do about it. 1091 00:59:26,103 --> 00:59:28,313 -Is this paste? -Of course. 1092 00:59:28,397 --> 00:59:29,648 It's a proxy for the real one 1093 00:59:29,732 --> 00:59:31,400 which I'm unable to pay for at this time. 1094 00:59:31,484 --> 00:59:33,569 If you care to advance me a portion of the funds, 1095 00:59:33,652 --> 00:59:35,111 I'm more than... I'm not paying for anything. 1096 00:59:35,196 --> 00:59:38,324 I authorize a 150-year lease on the property and water rights. 1097 00:59:38,407 --> 00:59:40,242 Maybe I might consider briefly marrying you 1098 00:59:40,326 --> 00:59:42,077 as an experience, like a chapter in a book, 1099 00:59:42,161 --> 00:59:44,163 depending on the advice of my tax attorney, 1100 00:59:44,246 --> 00:59:45,872 but I'm not going to help you cover the gap. 1101 00:59:45,956 --> 00:59:48,750 It's against the interest of my utopian outpost. 1102 00:59:49,752 --> 00:59:50,961 I'm not asking you. 1103 00:59:51,045 --> 00:59:53,213 I'm telling you as your potential future husband. 1104 00:59:53,297 --> 00:59:54,756 No. 1105 00:59:57,384 --> 00:59:59,094 I'm not asking you. 1106 00:59:59,178 --> 01:00:01,597 I'm begging you as your favorite second cousin. 1107 01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:02,722 No. 1108 01:00:04,558 --> 01:00:05,767 Obey me. 1109 01:00:08,604 --> 01:00:09,688 Why? 1110 01:00:16,362 --> 01:00:17,738 If she does marry me, 1111 01:00:17,822 --> 01:00:20,241 I'm not sure we can't compel her to cover the gap, 1112 01:00:20,324 --> 01:00:23,035 depending on the jurisdiction where the wedding takes place. 1113 01:00:25,079 --> 01:00:26,371 Do you believe the official ruling 1114 01:00:26,455 --> 01:00:28,582 my mother's death was caused by suicide? 1115 01:00:32,628 --> 01:00:33,629 No. 1116 01:00:33,712 --> 01:00:35,338 Who murdered her then in that case? 1117 01:00:35,422 --> 01:00:36,506 In your opinion. 1118 01:00:37,091 --> 01:00:38,717 I only know what they say. 1119 01:00:40,261 --> 01:00:41,887 Is my uncle my father? 1120 01:00:53,107 --> 01:00:54,775 The diplomatic pouch arrived. 1121 01:00:55,442 --> 01:00:56,901 Open it. 1122 01:00:59,655 --> 01:01:00,656 "List of contents. 1123 01:01:00,739 --> 01:01:03,533 "One, fresh socks, 10 pairs. 1124 01:01:03,617 --> 01:01:05,368 "Two, a book. 1125 01:01:05,452 --> 01:01:07,912 "Fleas of the Americas by Karlsen and Voit. 1126 01:01:08,789 --> 01:01:10,248 "Three, financial reports 1127 01:01:10,332 --> 01:01:11,624 "for review. 1128 01:01:11,709 --> 01:01:13,585 "Four, bills to be paid. 1129 01:01:13,669 --> 01:01:14,670 "Five, 1130 01:01:14,753 --> 01:01:16,546 "emergency directive, urgent. 1131 01:01:16,630 --> 01:01:18,298 "Six, fresh handkerchiefs, a bundle." 1132 01:01:18,382 --> 01:01:19,591 Go back to five. 1133 01:01:19,675 --> 01:01:21,426 Ah, yes, might be important, looks like. 1134 01:01:21,510 --> 01:01:22,719 Bring it to me. 1135 01:01:30,644 --> 01:01:32,062 It's sabotage again. 1136 01:01:33,898 --> 01:01:35,816 Give this to the pilot. New flight plan. 1137 01:01:35,900 --> 01:01:37,318 -Where are we going? -Home. 1138 01:01:37,401 --> 01:01:39,194 A parliamentary motion just passed 1139 01:01:39,278 --> 01:01:41,029 intended to thwart me specifically. 1140 01:01:41,113 --> 01:01:43,281 I need to be there with the notary by noon tomorrow. 1141 01:01:43,365 --> 01:01:44,449 What happens if you don't? 1142 01:01:44,533 --> 01:01:45,659 I become an English subject. 1143 01:01:45,743 --> 01:01:47,453 Then they seize our worldwide assets, 1144 01:01:47,536 --> 01:01:49,287 extradite me, and send me to prison. 1145 01:01:50,164 --> 01:01:51,790 Got it. 1146 01:01:58,172 --> 01:01:59,298 This is for you. 1147 01:01:59,381 --> 01:02:00,590 Happy birthday. 1148 01:02:02,509 --> 01:02:03,760 How old are you? 1149 01:02:05,054 --> 01:02:06,597 Twenty-one. 1150 01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:08,598 We can't read your handwriting. 1151 01:02:08,682 --> 01:02:10,433 Is this a one or a seven? 1152 01:02:10,517 --> 01:02:12,101 It's... Goddamn it! 1153 01:02:12,186 --> 01:02:13,395 It's a G. 1154 01:02:36,669 --> 01:02:40,339 He's been fiddling with it. 1155 01:02:42,091 --> 01:02:43,092 What? 1156 01:02:43,175 --> 01:02:44,426 You're tapping in Morse code. 1157 01:02:46,136 --> 01:02:47,345 Am I? Was I? 1158 01:02:47,429 --> 01:02:49,180 I didn't notice. How strange. 1159 01:02:49,265 --> 01:02:51,058 He's been 1160 01:02:52,643 --> 01:02:54,269 fiddling with it. 1161 01:02:54,353 --> 01:02:55,437 You speak Morse code. 1162 01:02:56,313 --> 01:02:59,399 No, no, not fluently. I learnt it as a school boy. 1163 01:03:00,484 --> 01:03:02,152 You speak Morse code. 1164 01:03:02,236 --> 01:03:04,279 I'm the librarian of our back at the convent 1165 01:03:04,363 --> 01:03:06,406 collection of classical Latin scrolls and codices. 1166 01:03:06,490 --> 01:03:08,992 I do deciphering. Fascinating. 1167 01:03:12,871 --> 01:03:13,872 Golly! Oh, dear. 1168 01:03:13,956 --> 01:03:16,500 Somebody poisoned his beer. We should have tested it. 1169 01:03:16,583 --> 01:03:18,042 You let him drink in the cockpit? 1170 01:03:18,127 --> 01:03:19,336 Just beer. 1171 01:03:19,420 --> 01:03:20,546 Stand back and hang on. 1172 01:03:28,887 --> 01:03:32,473 Why am I up here being stalked by a fighter jet? 1173 01:03:32,558 --> 01:03:33,767 I have a vocation. 1174 01:03:44,111 --> 01:03:46,488 I think I recognize that assassin, too. 1175 01:03:46,572 --> 01:03:48,198 He used to work for me also. 1176 01:03:48,907 --> 01:03:50,825 I'm disinheriting myself from you. 1177 01:03:52,036 --> 01:03:54,455 What a terrible thing to say to a father. 1178 01:03:55,289 --> 01:03:56,748 Especially during your trial period. 1179 01:03:56,832 --> 01:03:58,834 Good heavens, he's back! 1180 01:04:02,046 --> 01:04:05,549 Next time he strafes us, peg him with a hand grenade. 1181 01:04:30,574 --> 01:04:31,866 It is an act. 1182 01:04:34,620 --> 01:04:37,706 I bear no hostility towards your father or his interests. 1183 01:04:37,790 --> 01:04:39,208 Your father, however, on occasion, 1184 01:04:39,291 --> 01:04:41,710 bears decisive hostility to the United States government 1185 01:04:41,794 --> 01:04:43,337 and its allies and enemies. 1186 01:04:43,420 --> 01:04:44,963 It's my job to observe, 1187 01:04:45,047 --> 01:04:46,548 report and maintain... You're a spy. 1188 01:04:47,383 --> 01:04:49,343 Well, it's an interesting story, I suppose. 1189 01:04:49,426 --> 01:04:51,261 After the war, my own primary interests 1190 01:04:51,345 --> 01:04:52,804 are very similar to the persona 1191 01:04:52,888 --> 01:04:54,639 I present to you as Professor Bjorn. 1192 01:04:54,723 --> 01:04:57,267 I completed my studies at Princeton and helped establish 1193 01:04:57,351 --> 01:04:59,019 an expatriate scientific journal 1194 01:04:59,103 --> 01:05:01,730 publishing poetry, drawing and ecological prose. 1195 01:05:01,814 --> 01:05:04,983 Eventually, our government offered to subsidize the magazine 1196 01:05:05,067 --> 01:05:07,778 in an effort to promote American cultural interests. 1197 01:05:07,861 --> 01:05:09,153 But really, they just wanted us all 1198 01:05:09,238 --> 01:05:11,490 to become intelligence operatives. 1199 01:05:12,825 --> 01:05:14,660 I hope you don't feel betrayed. 1200 01:05:15,202 --> 01:05:16,578 I could go ahead and turn back into 1201 01:05:16,662 --> 01:05:18,747 my normal self right now, if you like. 1202 01:05:18,831 --> 01:05:21,834 It's not that different from how you've seen me already. 1203 01:05:42,563 --> 01:05:44,815 See what I mean? Basically the same person. 1204 01:05:47,151 --> 01:05:48,694 No. You're different. 1205 01:05:56,452 --> 01:05:57,703 I'm not actually a bohemian, 1206 01:05:57,786 --> 01:05:59,996 I'm a moderate conservative, politically. 1207 01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:01,581 Also, I'm not from Oslo. 1208 01:06:01,665 --> 01:06:03,792 I'm from Wilmington, Delaware. 1209 01:06:03,876 --> 01:06:05,586 Also, I know how to drink, 1210 01:06:05,669 --> 01:06:08,755 although I do find I'm less inhibited when I pretend to be drunk. 1211 01:06:09,715 --> 01:06:11,800 Also, I wrote that book. 1212 01:06:11,884 --> 01:06:13,468 I was going to recommend it to us. 1213 01:06:13,552 --> 01:06:15,011 Is that a fake moustache? 1214 01:06:15,095 --> 01:06:16,137 No. Yes. 1215 01:06:16,221 --> 01:06:18,306 Based on my real one, which I usually have. 1216 01:06:18,390 --> 01:06:19,391 I do feel betrayed. 1217 01:06:19,475 --> 01:06:20,767 Me, too. 1218 01:06:21,477 --> 01:06:23,395 You lunatic! 1219 01:06:31,528 --> 01:06:33,321 I feel deeply terrible about this. 1220 01:06:33,405 --> 01:06:36,282 You employed me in good faith to teach you about insects. 1221 01:06:36,366 --> 01:06:38,785 This is a wonderful setting for us to continue our lessons. 1222 01:06:38,869 --> 01:06:41,746 I've never seen so many bugs in one place in all my life. 1223 01:06:41,830 --> 01:06:43,832 With the possible exception of a garbage dump near Rome, 1224 01:06:43,916 --> 01:06:45,834 which was equally breathtaking. 1225 01:06:52,257 --> 01:06:54,008 Why'd you ask if I could imagine falling in love 1226 01:06:54,092 --> 01:06:55,301 with a man like you? 1227 01:06:55,385 --> 01:06:56,469 -Hypothetically. -Yes. 1228 01:06:56,553 --> 01:06:57,929 -Was it part of your mission? -No. 1229 01:06:58,013 --> 01:06:59,597 It wasn't part of my anything. 1230 01:06:59,681 --> 01:07:03,059 I might justify it as trying to infiltrate your family business. 1231 01:07:03,143 --> 01:07:04,394 But to tell you the truth, 1232 01:07:04,478 --> 01:07:06,688 I still mean it as a genuine question. 1233 01:07:06,772 --> 01:07:08,650 Both as Professor Bjorn and as Agent Karlsen 1234 01:07:08,674 --> 01:07:10,025 of the Covert North American... 1235 01:07:10,108 --> 01:07:11,192 Then don't help me! 1236 01:07:19,284 --> 01:07:20,368 Don't help me. 1237 01:07:23,664 --> 01:07:25,540 Wrap this around a tree trunk. 1238 01:07:25,624 --> 01:07:27,709 I may go under for a moment, but I'll save him. 1239 01:07:27,793 --> 01:07:30,128 No, you won't. I'll save myself myself. 1240 01:07:45,811 --> 01:07:47,646 Bless us and these thy holy gifts which 1241 01:07:47,729 --> 01:07:49,105 we are about to receive... What's this about? 1242 01:07:49,189 --> 01:07:50,815 ...through thy merciful bounty. 1243 01:07:50,899 --> 01:07:52,984 We humble ourselves meekly... Dost thou not fear God? 1244 01:07:53,068 --> 01:07:54,903 ...before thee in thy name. Amen. 1245 01:07:54,987 --> 01:07:56,905 -Amen. -Amen. 1246 01:07:59,283 --> 01:08:01,827 Are you against slavery in the Bible? 1247 01:08:03,203 --> 01:08:06,039 It's damnable to Hell. 1248 01:08:06,873 --> 01:08:09,208 I believe they receive a small stipend. 1249 01:08:20,679 --> 01:08:22,681 The yield of Adam's loins 1250 01:08:22,764 --> 01:08:25,099 crucified my only begotten son. 1251 01:08:26,435 --> 01:08:28,019 I know, I know. 1252 01:08:28,103 --> 01:08:29,187 Jesus. 1253 01:08:34,443 --> 01:08:35,944 I'm not dead yet. 1254 01:08:40,157 --> 01:08:42,909 Why didn't you let me sink? It's redundant. 1255 01:08:42,993 --> 01:08:44,327 Bjorn: Our mission is strictly dedicated 1256 01:08:44,411 --> 01:08:45,912 to sabotaging your business interests. 1257 01:08:45,996 --> 01:08:47,998 We never resort to extralegal violence. 1258 01:08:48,081 --> 01:08:49,499 I'm not gullible. 1259 01:08:49,583 --> 01:08:50,625 I'm aware of that. 1260 01:08:50,709 --> 01:08:51,751 What's the idea? 1261 01:08:51,835 --> 01:08:54,587 To demolish your enterprise and pillage all its assets. 1262 01:08:54,671 --> 01:08:56,964 That was horrible. I'll never forget it. 1263 01:08:57,049 --> 01:08:58,675 I'll feel the traumatic effect on myself 1264 01:08:58,759 --> 01:08:59,968 until the day I die. 1265 01:09:00,052 --> 01:09:01,386 Really? 1266 01:09:01,470 --> 01:09:05,473 I don't know if I feel terrible or flattered, or both. 1267 01:09:05,557 --> 01:09:07,183 Like maybe I matter. 1268 01:09:08,810 --> 01:09:11,437 What did they do to you? Our family? 1269 01:09:12,022 --> 01:09:14,441 I'm sorry I frightened you. It won't happen again. 1270 01:09:19,696 --> 01:09:21,280 How'd you pass my polygraph? 1271 01:09:21,365 --> 01:09:23,533 We're taught to. It's not difficult. 1272 01:09:23,617 --> 01:09:25,493 -You do karate? -Of course. 1273 01:09:25,577 --> 01:09:27,120 I'll teach you if you like. 1274 01:09:27,204 --> 01:09:29,331 No. It's too late. 1275 01:09:31,917 --> 01:09:34,044 I don't know how many more times I can die. 1276 01:09:35,128 --> 01:09:36,963 These filthy books should all be burned. 1277 01:09:42,928 --> 01:09:44,346 Except this one. 1278 01:09:44,429 --> 01:09:46,848 It's sacrilegious, but it speaks to me. 1279 01:09:46,932 --> 01:09:49,351 Keep it. It's yours. Open your birthday present. 1280 01:10:01,697 --> 01:10:02,781 I love it. 1281 01:10:02,864 --> 01:10:03,948 It's a beautiful piece. 1282 01:10:04,491 --> 01:10:07,494 What's your real first name, Agent Karlsen? 1283 01:10:11,540 --> 01:10:13,375 I'm happy to just go by Bjorn. 1284 01:10:20,632 --> 01:10:23,509 My only pleasant memories of a miserable childhood, 1285 01:10:23,593 --> 01:10:25,720 take place below stairs. 1286 01:10:25,804 --> 01:10:28,848 I was allowed to dine with the household staff once a week. 1287 01:10:29,266 --> 01:10:30,684 They pretended to love me. 1288 01:10:30,767 --> 01:10:32,602 What choice did they have? 1289 01:10:33,478 --> 01:10:36,564 To this day, I'm a very good cook and dishwasher. 1290 01:10:38,233 --> 01:10:41,361 6:15, the cock crows. 1291 01:10:41,445 --> 01:10:42,988 The robin brings worms to its chicks 1292 01:10:43,071 --> 01:10:44,864 in the nest on my windowsill. 1293 01:10:44,948 --> 01:10:47,700 Sister Mary pumps the water pump at 7:00. 1294 01:10:47,784 --> 01:10:49,869 The bell rings for morning prayers. 1295 01:10:49,953 --> 01:10:52,372 The shape of the day each day is exactly the same. 1296 01:10:52,998 --> 01:10:54,624 We like it that way. 1297 01:10:54,708 --> 01:10:57,502 As a little boy, I kept fleas in plastic bags in my bedroom 1298 01:10:57,586 --> 01:11:00,422 and did my morphology and microscopy at night. 1299 01:11:00,505 --> 01:11:01,923 I lived with my mother's sister. 1300 01:11:02,007 --> 01:11:04,801 My parents conducted their research abroad. 1301 01:11:04,885 --> 01:11:07,762 Aunt Beth was very kind, but she never approved of my practices. 1302 01:11:07,846 --> 01:11:09,973 The house was regularly fumigated, 1303 01:11:10,056 --> 01:11:12,183 resulting in a great loss of specimens. 1304 01:11:14,060 --> 01:11:17,980 And later out of jealousy and loneliness that I betrayed them, 1305 01:11:18,064 --> 01:11:19,440 the kitchen staff... 1306 01:11:19,524 --> 01:11:22,276 I told my father the truth. They steal. 1307 01:11:22,986 --> 01:11:24,779 I thought I would become his ally, 1308 01:11:24,863 --> 01:11:26,489 instead he gave me a tremendous beating 1309 01:11:26,573 --> 01:11:28,741 and didn't speak a word to me for 90 days. 1310 01:11:30,702 --> 01:11:32,537 He fired them all, just the same. 1311 01:11:33,663 --> 01:11:34,955 I'm going back to the sisters. 1312 01:11:36,416 --> 01:11:38,626 No, you don't. How can you? We're marooned. 1313 01:11:38,710 --> 01:11:39,877 Besides, you're my sole heir. 1314 01:11:39,961 --> 01:11:40,962 On a trial basis. 1315 01:11:41,046 --> 01:11:42,630 That's finished. You're hired. 1316 01:11:42,714 --> 01:11:44,632 I don't forgive you after all, I'm ashamed to say. 1317 01:11:44,716 --> 01:11:46,968 Plus we got to get revenge on your Uncle Nubar. 1318 01:11:47,052 --> 01:11:48,470 Or bring him to justice if you prefer. 1319 01:11:48,553 --> 01:11:50,096 I'll leave that to you and your conscience. 1320 01:11:50,180 --> 01:11:51,431 I don't have one. 1321 01:11:51,515 --> 01:11:53,683 Plus, what about the poor slaves and the famine? 1322 01:11:53,767 --> 01:11:55,143 I'm going back to the sisters. 1323 01:11:55,227 --> 01:11:57,103 To pray and study and work diligently 1324 01:11:57,187 --> 01:11:58,813 to overcome my weaknesses of character 1325 01:11:58,897 --> 01:12:00,023 which are probably genetic. 1326 01:12:01,399 --> 01:12:03,234 In other words, it's all my fault again. 1327 01:12:04,528 --> 01:12:06,655 You can burn the house down after all, if we survive. 1328 01:12:13,912 --> 01:12:14,913 There you are. 1329 01:12:15,664 --> 01:12:17,499 Hello again, here in the middle of the jungle. 1330 01:12:17,582 --> 01:12:20,793 How extraordinary to stumble across your crash site, I gather. 1331 01:12:20,877 --> 01:12:22,295 Hello, hello, hello. 1332 01:12:26,591 --> 01:12:29,218 I'm not a businessman. On the contrary, 1333 01:12:29,302 --> 01:12:31,262 I'm a communist revolutionary, heavily armed 1334 01:12:31,346 --> 01:12:33,056 and living in a secret jungle encampment 1335 01:12:33,139 --> 01:12:34,640 with a band of freedom fighters. 1336 01:12:34,724 --> 01:12:36,851 However, even I can see your plan on its surface 1337 01:12:36,935 --> 01:12:38,770 defies the basic laws of economics. 1338 01:12:39,396 --> 01:12:41,022 That's why it's never been done before. 1339 01:12:41,106 --> 01:12:43,358 My plan defies everything! 1340 01:12:48,780 --> 01:12:50,865 What's your connection to the company? 1341 01:12:50,949 --> 01:12:54,452 Me? I pretend to be his administrative secretary, but really, I'm the tutor. 1342 01:12:54,536 --> 01:12:57,539 But actually, in fact, I'm a spy for the United States government. 1343 01:13:00,333 --> 01:13:02,376 Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature. 1344 01:13:02,460 --> 01:13:03,878 It's a protest against suffering. 1345 01:13:03,962 --> 01:13:05,004 I agree! 1346 01:13:05,088 --> 01:13:06,297 You're not an atheist. 1347 01:13:06,381 --> 01:13:07,715 Of course I am. 1348 01:13:07,799 --> 01:13:10,218 Some of my colleagues, however, only claim to be. 1349 01:13:13,513 --> 01:13:15,640 I had a private army once. Big headache. 1350 01:13:21,021 --> 01:13:22,856 Fifteen minutes to spare. Where's my notary? 1351 01:13:22,939 --> 01:13:24,523 We need fingerprints and signatures. 1352 01:13:24,608 --> 01:13:25,734 You're all official witnesses. 1353 01:13:25,817 --> 01:13:27,318 -Mother Superior. -Including the terrorists. 1354 01:13:27,402 --> 01:13:28,611 Peace be with you, my child. 1355 01:13:28,695 --> 01:13:30,196 A fighter jet shot us down in the jungle. 1356 01:13:30,280 --> 01:13:32,282 By the grace of God, we survived. 1357 01:13:32,365 --> 01:13:33,532 You received my letter? 1358 01:13:33,617 --> 01:13:35,619 Yes. I wrote you back. 1359 01:13:35,702 --> 01:13:37,578 I am prepared to take my vows. 1360 01:13:37,662 --> 01:13:39,288 Read the letter first. 1361 01:13:40,332 --> 01:13:42,584 We received a marriage license and antenuptial contract. 1362 01:13:42,667 --> 01:13:44,585 I assume you're aware of the proposal. 1363 01:13:45,712 --> 01:13:47,505 I didn't know she says yes. 1364 01:13:49,591 --> 01:13:51,509 You're very pious, Sister Liesl, 1365 01:13:51,593 --> 01:13:53,344 but you're not plain. 1366 01:13:53,428 --> 01:13:55,471 The stones on your pipe, for instance. 1367 01:13:55,555 --> 01:13:56,764 Not to mention 1368 01:13:56,848 --> 01:13:58,766 the opulence of your rosary. 1369 01:13:58,850 --> 01:14:01,018 And this astonishing dagger. 1370 01:14:01,102 --> 01:14:02,812 A gift from a prince. 1371 01:14:02,896 --> 01:14:04,647 Mother Superior, you reproach me 1372 01:14:04,731 --> 01:14:07,608 when I most require your trust and guidance. 1373 01:14:12,030 --> 01:14:15,950 Worldly adornments do serve certain good people for the good. 1374 01:14:16,034 --> 01:14:19,871 We're not all destined to deny ourselves man's earthly pleasures. 1375 01:14:19,955 --> 01:14:22,123 Some thrive in tranquil simplicity. 1376 01:14:22,207 --> 01:14:26,085 Others find beauty in color, splendor, and jubilation. 1377 01:14:26,670 --> 01:14:29,214 This is no reproach, my child. 1378 01:14:29,297 --> 01:14:31,757 You are a rich girl, always were. 1379 01:14:31,841 --> 01:14:33,592 Of course, we would continue to cherish 1380 01:14:33,677 --> 01:14:36,304 your ongoing patronage of the abbey. 1381 01:14:36,388 --> 01:14:38,223 You just won't be a nun anymore. 1382 01:14:38,807 --> 01:14:41,309 Is God more interested in my money or my soul? 1383 01:14:42,060 --> 01:14:43,561 I can't speak for Him. 1384 01:14:44,896 --> 01:14:46,397 Maybe I can assist in this area 1385 01:14:46,481 --> 01:14:49,358 both as a father and as an expert mediator. 1386 01:14:49,442 --> 01:14:51,068 I gather you kicked her out. 1387 01:14:51,152 --> 01:14:54,905 I'm urging Liesl to return to her family and greater society. 1388 01:14:54,990 --> 01:14:56,992 Mother Superior still wants us to fund 1389 01:14:57,075 --> 01:14:59,077 construction of the new refectory. 1390 01:14:59,160 --> 01:15:01,162 With gratitude. Of course. 1391 01:15:04,916 --> 01:15:07,126 Are you authorized, by the way, 1392 01:15:07,210 --> 01:15:10,379 to do a baptizing if somebody wants to be Catholic? Me. 1393 01:15:10,463 --> 01:15:12,047 You're an atheist. 1394 01:15:12,132 --> 01:15:13,883 I feel I have a religious awakening now, 1395 01:15:13,967 --> 01:15:15,176 if that's what we call it. 1396 01:15:15,969 --> 01:15:18,471 Tell me how this awakening came to pass. 1397 01:15:19,055 --> 01:15:23,142 Well, I would say, partly, it's because of my near-death episodes. 1398 01:15:23,226 --> 01:15:25,686 I get a kind of visions. 1399 01:15:25,770 --> 01:15:26,937 Never mind the details. 1400 01:15:27,022 --> 01:15:29,357 Then, partly, there was a fiduciary benefit. 1401 01:15:29,441 --> 01:15:33,111 And mostly, and I would weight this factor up to maybe 75% 1402 01:15:33,194 --> 01:15:35,529 is simply the influence of my daughter's influence, 1403 01:15:35,613 --> 01:15:37,740 which has a profound effect on me. 1404 01:15:37,824 --> 01:15:40,326 And I think, at my age, in the end, finally, 1405 01:15:40,910 --> 01:15:42,745 it's better I just go on her side. 1406 01:15:49,127 --> 01:15:51,629 The point is to be delivered from sin and purified. 1407 01:15:51,713 --> 01:15:53,339 It doesn't work if you're lying. 1408 01:15:54,299 --> 01:15:55,675 I'm not lying. 1409 01:15:55,759 --> 01:15:58,136 I'm capable of and willing to genuinely believe 1410 01:15:58,219 --> 01:16:00,179 in the opposite of my personal convictions. 1411 01:16:00,263 --> 01:16:03,140 I can do that in certain situations. 1412 01:16:07,854 --> 01:16:09,480 You remember the combination? 1413 01:16:22,452 --> 01:16:23,870 Another shoe box? 1414 01:16:23,953 --> 01:16:25,371 This one's older. 1415 01:16:28,625 --> 01:16:30,668 What's inside? I don't know. 1416 01:16:30,752 --> 01:16:33,254 Supposedly, a reliquary of our family history 1417 01:16:33,338 --> 01:16:36,341 sealed half a score ago by my father's notary. 1418 01:16:36,424 --> 01:16:41,220 I willed it to you, but since we're here, take it. 1419 01:16:43,306 --> 01:16:44,515 I'll open it later. 1420 01:16:58,196 --> 01:17:00,239 My great-grandfather built the hotel. 1421 01:17:00,323 --> 01:17:02,575 Liesl would have been the fifth-generation proprietor 1422 01:17:02,659 --> 01:17:05,536 except my father sold it to an American conglomerate 1423 01:17:05,620 --> 01:17:06,787 who ruined it, of course. 1424 01:17:12,585 --> 01:17:14,795 The venue is situated on a precarious border 1425 01:17:14,879 --> 01:17:18,007 among three fiefdoms, two of which remain under martial law 1426 01:17:18,091 --> 01:17:19,634 after a military coup. 1427 01:17:19,717 --> 01:17:21,969 In exchange for me allowing you to steal the painting 1428 01:17:22,053 --> 01:17:23,763 rolled up in that shipping tube, 1429 01:17:23,847 --> 01:17:26,140 you and your terrorists provide security services 1430 01:17:26,224 --> 01:17:28,059 to our entire party throughout the event. 1431 01:17:28,143 --> 01:17:29,811 Ah, they stole the painting. 1432 01:17:29,894 --> 01:17:30,978 You'll officiate. 1433 01:17:31,062 --> 01:17:32,688 It's good timing in a business sense. 1434 01:17:32,772 --> 01:17:34,774 Function hall number five has been duly sanctioned 1435 01:17:34,858 --> 01:17:37,026 in accordance with the laws of this territory for a civil ceremony... 1436 01:17:37,110 --> 01:17:38,945 Even an immediate divorce might bear a profit. 1437 01:17:39,028 --> 01:17:40,654 Grazie, ciao. 1438 01:17:41,489 --> 01:17:42,656 -You reach him? -Yes. 1439 01:17:42,740 --> 01:17:45,159 His Holiness refuses to cover the Gap. Any of it. 1440 01:17:45,243 --> 01:17:46,744 I know Felix. He's stubborn. 1441 01:17:46,828 --> 01:17:48,287 We'll need to sweeten the pot. 1442 01:17:50,790 --> 01:17:53,209 Tell him I offer nine more souls. 1443 01:17:53,877 --> 01:17:55,169 Are you still an enemy spy? 1444 01:17:55,253 --> 01:17:56,254 At the moment, no. 1445 01:17:56,337 --> 01:17:58,464 I thought I might be more useful as a double agent. 1446 01:17:58,548 --> 01:18:00,049 I couldn't pay you any extra. 1447 01:18:00,133 --> 01:18:03,010 Oh, no. Naturally, it would be included in my tutorial fees. 1448 01:18:03,803 --> 01:18:06,514 My operational handler, code name Excalibur. 1449 01:18:06,598 --> 01:18:08,182 Agent Karlsen. Excalibur. 1450 01:18:08,266 --> 01:18:10,226 I know about the bashable rivets 1451 01:18:10,310 --> 01:18:12,353 and the bolts, spikes and pulverized gravel, too. 1452 01:18:12,437 --> 01:18:15,189 This office can neither confirm nor deny any such knowledge. 1453 01:18:15,273 --> 01:18:17,024 Nor would it elect to acknowledge said knowledge 1454 01:18:17,108 --> 01:18:18,442 if it did in fact... It's sabotage! 1455 01:18:18,526 --> 01:18:20,861 I swear my word of solemnest honor, 1456 01:18:20,945 --> 01:18:22,363 I'll never let you win. 1457 01:18:25,074 --> 01:18:26,533 I've arranged for you 1458 01:18:26,618 --> 01:18:28,286 to accuse him in person, by the way, your Uncle Nubar. 1459 01:18:28,369 --> 01:18:29,536 -Really? -Of course. 1460 01:18:29,621 --> 01:18:31,456 It's crucial we confront this unspeakable evil. 1461 01:18:32,165 --> 01:18:33,207 Amen. 1462 01:18:33,291 --> 01:18:34,834 Also, it's even more crucial we secure 1463 01:18:34,918 --> 01:18:36,753 his financial investment position. 1464 01:18:38,004 --> 01:18:40,441 As you know, I'd never admit the possibility 1465 01:18:40,465 --> 01:18:42,504 of and even avoid the word failure. 1466 01:18:42,675 --> 01:18:44,093 Maybe that's a weakness. 1467 01:18:44,177 --> 01:18:46,846 On the other hand, we're only missing one slice of the pie 1468 01:18:46,930 --> 01:18:48,056 that was baked too big for the... 1469 01:18:51,768 --> 01:18:53,603 Just a dud. Just a dud. 1470 01:18:55,480 --> 01:18:57,315 Myself, I feel very safe. 1471 01:19:02,946 --> 01:19:04,572 Sir Nubar has arrived. 1472 01:19:08,159 --> 01:19:09,243 Off the record, 1473 01:19:09,327 --> 01:19:12,246 the Gap might be bottomless, closer to an abyss. 1474 01:19:13,164 --> 01:19:15,457 In fact, there is even more to it now, 1475 01:19:15,541 --> 01:19:18,669 a further dimension than I previously anticipated. 1476 01:19:18,753 --> 01:19:21,505 The emotional gap. If it turn... 1477 01:19:23,758 --> 01:19:25,384 You used to work for me. 1478 01:19:25,468 --> 01:19:26,510 Who? Him? Who? 1479 01:19:26,594 --> 01:19:28,345 I'm sorry. Me? No. 1480 01:19:28,429 --> 01:19:29,721 I was in disguise. 1481 01:19:29,806 --> 01:19:31,140 Oh, Doctor Lanzmann. 1482 01:19:31,224 --> 01:19:32,767 I recognize this assassin. 1483 01:19:35,728 --> 01:19:37,396 Who hired you to kill me? 1484 01:19:39,607 --> 01:19:40,608 Oh, no. 1485 01:19:42,735 --> 01:19:44,570 Suicide pill. 1486 01:19:46,072 --> 01:19:47,907 Father... 1487 01:20:04,674 --> 01:20:06,801 If it turns out you're not my daughter, 1488 01:20:06,884 --> 01:20:08,093 can I adopt you? 1489 01:20:08,761 --> 01:20:09,970 With your permission. 1490 01:20:11,889 --> 01:20:13,098 Yes. 1491 01:20:14,726 --> 01:20:17,061 Well, in that case, whatever happens, 1492 01:20:17,145 --> 01:20:18,563 we'll be fine. 1493 01:20:36,080 --> 01:20:38,165 Restate the purpose of this visit. 1494 01:20:38,249 --> 01:20:40,501 Exactly as we agreed, my dear Nubar, 1495 01:20:40,585 --> 01:20:42,503 the validation of your proprietary shares 1496 01:20:42,587 --> 01:20:45,506 after 55% advance against the interim shortfall. 1497 01:20:45,590 --> 01:20:48,301 This is just a symbolic meeting. It's a formality. 1498 01:20:49,677 --> 01:20:51,095 Liesl has additional objectives, 1499 01:20:51,179 --> 01:20:52,555 of course, as you're aware. 1500 01:20:52,638 --> 01:20:54,264 My father promised to arrange for me 1501 01:20:54,349 --> 01:20:56,976 to accuse you in person. That's what I'm here to do. 1502 01:20:58,311 --> 01:21:01,397 Why would I murder her? She wasn't my wife. 1503 01:21:03,066 --> 01:21:04,692 Help yourself to a hand grenade. 1504 01:21:04,776 --> 01:21:06,611 Oh, you're very kind. I have my own. 1505 01:21:13,368 --> 01:21:15,286 What's your blood type, Liesl? 1506 01:21:16,746 --> 01:21:17,504 I don't know. 1507 01:21:17,528 --> 01:21:19,707 They never tested it to my knowledge. 1508 01:21:20,291 --> 01:21:21,917 You have my eyes. 1509 01:21:22,001 --> 01:21:23,627 Do people not tell you that? 1510 01:21:23,711 --> 01:21:26,171 Nobody ever told her she has anybody's anything. 1511 01:21:28,633 --> 01:21:30,051 I'll wait outside. 1512 01:21:33,096 --> 01:21:34,722 She's not your daughter. 1513 01:21:36,641 --> 01:21:37,850 I don't care. 1514 01:21:43,731 --> 01:21:46,567 One thing you'll never know because you can't. 1515 01:21:47,485 --> 01:21:48,694 The truth. 1516 01:21:49,237 --> 01:21:50,613 Although in my opinion, it was probably your 1517 01:21:50,696 --> 01:21:52,239 administrative secretary at that time. 1518 01:21:52,323 --> 01:21:53,574 He's the father. 1519 01:21:53,658 --> 01:21:55,284 Actually, I think I know it for a fact. 1520 01:21:55,368 --> 01:21:56,744 I'm astonished you didn't see it already. 1521 01:21:56,828 --> 01:21:59,997 And if I did kill him, I'd never admit it. 1522 01:22:00,081 --> 01:22:01,707 I invented that lie 1523 01:22:01,791 --> 01:22:03,542 -to trick you. -Of course you did, 1524 01:22:03,626 --> 01:22:04,960 but it was true. 1525 01:22:05,044 --> 01:22:07,212 The blood types prove it. Probably. 1526 01:22:07,296 --> 01:22:09,756 You've got my blood? And hers? 1527 01:22:09,841 --> 01:22:11,467 I've got everybody's blood. 1528 01:22:11,551 --> 01:22:13,177 -No, you don't. -Yes, I do. 1529 01:22:13,261 --> 01:22:14,887 -No, you don't. -Of course, I do. 1530 01:22:15,805 --> 01:22:17,014 No, you don't. 1531 01:22:17,098 --> 01:22:18,933 They say you murdered all your wives. 1532 01:22:19,016 --> 01:22:20,225 Wait. 1533 01:22:21,686 --> 01:22:23,688 I'm putting this on just so I don't lie. 1534 01:22:25,731 --> 01:22:30,152 I didn't murder that wife, your mother, or any other. 1535 01:22:30,236 --> 01:22:32,988 I would even go so far as to say I'm incapable of it. 1536 01:22:33,072 --> 01:22:34,531 Whatever "they" say about me 1537 01:22:34,615 --> 01:22:37,284 behind my back, whoever "they" are. 1538 01:22:37,368 --> 01:22:38,786 I wasn't taught to either. 1539 01:22:38,870 --> 01:22:40,037 To beat the polygraph. 1540 01:22:47,170 --> 01:22:48,588 Where did he come from? 1541 01:22:50,965 --> 01:22:52,216 I can't remember. 1542 01:22:54,343 --> 01:22:55,969 I'll open the shoe box. 1543 01:23:07,899 --> 01:23:10,318 My father on his birthday. 1544 01:23:11,903 --> 01:23:14,071 My uncle. All A's. 1545 01:23:16,199 --> 01:23:18,409 My mother on her wedding day. 1546 01:23:21,037 --> 01:23:23,164 A carton of six poison gas ampoules. 1547 01:23:23,247 --> 01:23:24,873 A rare stamp, a gold coin, 1548 01:23:24,957 --> 01:23:26,166 a skeleton key... 1549 01:23:27,168 --> 01:23:28,377 secret letters... 1550 01:23:30,838 --> 01:23:32,089 my grandfather. 1551 01:23:33,508 --> 01:23:35,134 Some of him, just ashes. 1552 01:23:37,386 --> 01:23:38,678 I'll take one. 1553 01:23:41,140 --> 01:23:43,308 It's a staggeringly ambitious project 1554 01:23:43,392 --> 01:23:46,019 but situated entirely in a perpetual war zone. 1555 01:23:46,938 --> 01:23:48,272 For the next 150 years, 1556 01:23:48,356 --> 01:23:51,192 I'd rather sell guns, bombs, and ammunition. 1557 01:23:51,275 --> 01:23:52,901 It's our family business. 1558 01:23:52,985 --> 01:23:54,486 My no is final. 1559 01:23:55,655 --> 01:23:58,783 You're pulling out your entire investment 1560 01:23:58,866 --> 01:24:01,326 and breaking your promise to me. 1561 01:24:01,410 --> 01:24:04,413 Stabbing everybody all at once simultaneously in the back. 1562 01:24:04,497 --> 01:24:05,581 Yes. 1563 01:24:05,665 --> 01:24:07,833 Why'd you come here, in that case? 1564 01:24:12,713 --> 01:24:14,131 I couldn't resist. 1565 01:24:22,014 --> 01:24:24,850 It's me. I'll cover the Gap. 1566 01:24:25,643 --> 01:24:28,562 Everything we got, our entire fortune, plus a little bit more. 1567 01:24:29,522 --> 01:24:31,023 I proceed as a silent partner, 1568 01:24:31,107 --> 01:24:32,983 taking a complete loss of all my assets 1569 01:24:33,067 --> 01:24:35,027 with no opportunity for any future upside. 1570 01:24:35,111 --> 01:24:38,114 And I'm still on the hook for unlimited debts and deficits. 1571 01:24:38,197 --> 01:24:40,157 Fine. I'll do it. 1572 01:24:40,241 --> 01:24:41,909 Fine. I'll do it. 1573 01:24:42,618 --> 01:24:44,244 The slaves will be paid. 1574 01:24:44,328 --> 01:24:46,163 The slaves will be paid. 1575 01:24:46,247 --> 01:24:47,373 The famine will be finished. 1576 01:24:47,456 --> 01:24:49,416 The famine will be finished. 1577 01:24:49,500 --> 01:24:50,667 We'll beat those bureaucrats. 1578 01:24:50,751 --> 01:24:52,544 We'll beat those bureaucrats. 1579 01:24:52,628 --> 01:24:56,256 And my most important project of my lifetime comes to pass. 1580 01:24:58,134 --> 01:24:59,343 Without us. 1581 01:25:02,388 --> 01:25:03,806 I don't want a fortune. 1582 01:26:00,363 --> 01:26:02,490 I present to you now at this time, 1583 01:26:02,573 --> 01:26:04,533 the first symbolic demonstration 1584 01:26:04,617 --> 01:26:06,660 of our abundant desert harvest, 1585 01:26:06,744 --> 01:26:10,164 born from deep within the Earth's rich elemental... 1586 01:26:11,332 --> 01:26:13,334 Sir Nubar asks for another word. 1587 01:26:13,417 --> 01:26:14,626 Oh, shit. 1588 01:26:15,920 --> 01:26:17,338 I'll be right back. 1589 01:26:27,890 --> 01:26:30,183 Yes, my dear Nubar, how can I assist you? 1590 01:26:30,267 --> 01:26:32,519 I've changed my mind. I'll do it myself. 1591 01:26:32,603 --> 01:26:34,396 Stupendous! I knew it. 1592 01:26:34,480 --> 01:26:36,482 No, not the business deal. My no is final. 1593 01:26:36,565 --> 01:26:39,109 I mean your assassination. 1594 01:26:59,672 --> 01:27:02,508 So, it is you, the enemy trying to murder me all along. 1595 01:27:02,591 --> 01:27:04,217 Yeah. 1596 01:27:04,301 --> 01:27:06,344 The son of my father, my own half-brother. 1597 01:27:06,429 --> 01:27:07,763 Yeah. 1598 01:27:15,855 --> 01:27:16,981 I've got everybody's blood. 1599 01:27:17,064 --> 01:27:18,106 -No, you don't. -Yes, I do. 1600 01:27:18,190 --> 01:27:19,399 -No, you don't. -Yes, I do. 1601 01:27:32,204 --> 01:27:33,747 I won't die. 1602 01:27:33,831 --> 01:27:35,123 I never do. 1603 01:27:46,302 --> 01:27:47,511 You're worse than me. 1604 01:27:47,595 --> 01:27:50,431 You're not human. You're biblical. 1605 01:28:09,158 --> 01:28:11,618 Can't you stop? Can't you leave me alone? 1606 01:28:12,912 --> 01:28:14,238 Why do you need to always 1607 01:28:14,262 --> 01:28:16,123 keep assassinating me all the time? 1608 01:28:18,751 --> 01:28:21,962 You know the answer. I don't need to say it. 1609 01:28:24,548 --> 01:28:26,466 "Who could lick whom, I guess.” 1610 01:29:48,340 --> 01:29:49,549 Let's communicate. 1611 01:31:24,144 --> 01:31:26,062 When I pray, no one answers. 1612 01:31:26,146 --> 01:31:27,564 I only pretend He does. 1613 01:31:28,148 --> 01:31:29,679 Then I do whatever I think God 1614 01:31:29,703 --> 01:31:31,234 probably would have suggested. 1615 01:31:32,945 --> 01:31:34,363 Usually, it's obvious. 1616 01:31:39,410 --> 01:31:40,411 Amen. 1617 01:31:48,544 --> 01:31:50,045 Peace be with you, Reverend Mother. 1618 01:31:50,129 --> 01:31:52,548 "Chapter One. Cedric himself knew nothing..." 1619 01:31:52,631 --> 01:31:55,508 Our new quarters, though modest, cramped, meager and shabby 1620 01:31:55,592 --> 01:31:57,885 are nevertheless charming and versatile. 1621 01:31:57,970 --> 01:32:00,222 "But then his papa had died when he was a little boy." 1622 01:32:00,305 --> 01:32:03,683 The boys, to my delight, finally begin to thrive and flourish. 1623 01:32:03,767 --> 01:32:05,059 I do serve a purpose here. 1624 01:32:05,144 --> 01:32:07,855 "Since his papa's death, Cedric had found out that it was best..." 1625 01:32:07,938 --> 01:32:09,940 Agent Karlsen resigned as a double agent 1626 01:32:10,024 --> 01:32:12,526 and accepted a staff position at our local grammar school. 1627 01:32:12,609 --> 01:32:14,736 Predators, much like our friend, the plebius beetle, 1628 01:32:14,820 --> 01:32:16,238 who has a similar kind of casing 1629 01:32:16,321 --> 01:32:18,156 and he doesn't mind predators at all. 1630 01:32:19,366 --> 01:32:20,658 My stepmother annulled 1631 01:32:20,743 --> 01:32:22,494 her brief union with my father. 1632 01:32:22,578 --> 01:32:26,957 And one and two and three and four. 1633 01:32:27,875 --> 01:32:29,311 My father's entrepreneurial 1634 01:32:29,335 --> 01:32:31,253 energies remain robustly invigorated 1635 01:32:31,336 --> 01:32:33,004 by the austerity of our poverty. 1636 01:32:33,088 --> 01:32:34,923 Tell him he's welcome, but don't let him leave. 1637 01:32:35,007 --> 01:32:37,634 I do admire his resilience and ambition. 1638 01:32:38,552 --> 01:32:40,554 Though I don't believe these come from God. 1639 01:32:42,097 --> 01:32:45,100 The Phoenician Scheme continues to deepen and widen. 1640 01:32:47,478 --> 01:32:50,355 It may be a sizable step backwards for civilization. 1641 01:32:52,107 --> 01:32:55,944 But it will produce some good works, I'm sure of it. 1642 01:32:57,738 --> 01:32:59,573 Could you imagine marrying a man like me? 1643 01:33:00,365 --> 01:33:02,200 I mean it as a genuine question. 1644 01:33:04,453 --> 01:33:05,454 Is that paste? 1645 01:33:05,537 --> 01:33:07,622 No. Yes. I think so. I don't know. 1646 01:33:07,706 --> 01:33:09,791 It's the same one. Cousin Hilda sent it back. 1647 01:33:09,875 --> 01:33:11,126 I asked your father for his consent, 1648 01:33:11,210 --> 01:33:13,045 and he loaned it to me to give to you. 1649 01:33:17,424 --> 01:33:19,968 PS, to this day, he's a very good cook. 1650 01:33:23,305 --> 01:33:24,723 And dishwasher. 1651 01:34:07,015 --> 01:34:08,224 Two whiskeys. 1652 01:34:44,094 --> 01:34:45,178 You say yes? 1653 01:34:47,347 --> 01:34:48,973 On a trial basis. 1654 01:34:58,025 --> 01:34:59,234 Hearts.